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I think I came back from America a funnier and nicer person than I went.
— Patrick Stewart
The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.
— Molly Ivins
There's no good reason to change a Neil Simon line. The day that I'm funnier than Neil Simon, Hell will be a very chilly place.
— Jason Alexander
I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me. And he's working more.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.
— Craig Ferguson
My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.
— Tracy Morgan
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
— W.C. Fields
Truth is funnier than most things you can make up.
— Margo Kaufman
I just think women are funnier than men.
— Margaret Cho
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.
— Molly Ivins
Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.
— Elvis Costello
Our shows today are better and funnier than they've ever been.
— Dick Smothers
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
— Sinclair Lewis
If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.
— Chandan Sharma
I'm funnier now because I'm braver and less full of hate, so everything is even more ridiculous than it was before.
— Roseanne Barr
There's nothing funnier than the human animal.
— Walt Disney
Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself.
— Phil McGraw
I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.
— Qwen Salsbury
I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.'
— J. R. Martinez
There's nothing funnier than getting a death threat via MySpace. Why don't you just write it in a children's birthday card.
— Doug Stanhope
Life is a comical business, and there is
nothing funnier than love traveling through time. — Mario Puzo
nothing funnier than love traveling through time. — Mario Puzo
Pain is funnier than love.
— Mike Birbiglia
And like most big families, they were loud and secretly thought they were funnier and a little more special than everyone else.
— Jennifer Close
That takes a lot of confidence to let your actors come up with something that could be theoretically funnier than what you had envisioned originally.
— Jackie Schaffer
This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.
— Art Buchwald
My real life is funnier than anything on TV.
— Roseanne Barr