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Be the person they'll claim you were at your funeral. — Dan Moore

You would have thought that I had left 11 corpses on the steps of a funeral home. — Alex Ferguson

You know what all the plutonium can buy me?" "Yeah it'll buy you one hell of a funeral!" Angel says angrily to man who was behind everything! — Angel Ramon Medina

If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?"
"Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful? — J. Lynn

You don't want to ask after the health of anyone, if you're a funeral director. They think maybe you're scouting for business. — Neil Gaiman

Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say. — Karl Shapiro

Nobody really wants to be your friend when they discover that you work with dead people. — Rebecca McNutt

You know how they categorize Shakespeare's plays, right? If it ends with a wedding, it's a comedy. And if it ends with a funeral, it's a tragedy. — Robyn Schneider

A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death. — Chuck Palahniuk

People dress up for funerals. Why not dress up to celebrate that you're alive? — Gay Talese

So die as though your funeral
Ushered you through the doors that led
Into a stately banquet hall
Where heroes banqueted. — Alan Seeger

Nothing you can lose by dying is half as precious as the readiness to die, which is man's charter of nobility. — George Santayana

Laugh and the world laughs with you (unless you're at a funeral), cry and you cry alone. — Dave Courtney

And you must always remember there's one good thing about being trapped down here: it'll save funeral expenses. — C.S. Lewis

A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't even be there. — John Steinbeck

When you're at a funeral and you're crying, you're crying for yourself — Thomas S. Monson

Your coffin reached the monstrous hole. And a part of me went down into the muddy earth with you and lay down next to you and died with you. — Rosamund Lupton

I love you best, and I'll miss you forever. — C.J. Redwine

A eugoogoolizer ... one who speaks at funerals ... Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? — Ben Stiller

Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are. — Amy Dickinson

you seldom hear, at a funeral, a friend of the deceased saying, "What do you expect, she wore L'Heure Bleue, — Luca Turin

You never wear red to no funeral; red says the dead person was a fool. — Greg Iles

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. — Stephen Covey

It's a terrible feeling to go to the funeral of someone whose voice you can't even remember. — Pierdomenico Baccalario

If you hear I'm dead, don't come to my funeral. — Isaac Bashevis Singer

Whatever you think matters - doesn't. Follow this rule, and you will add decades to your life. — Roger Rosenblatt

Don't wait for a funeral to pay a compliment. You may not make it in time. — Harvey MacKay

If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral. — Gregory Nunn

I hope you die ...
P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse. — Michael Ian Black

If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists. — Laurell K. Hamilton

My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. — Josh Groban

Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours. — H.L. Mencken

You listen to people, you listen so deeply that you can hear their past lives,
The crackle of their funeral pyres, — Dick Allen

I think you should live your life so that the maximum number of people will attend your funeral. — Scott Adams

Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped? — James Patterson

You never remember who came to the funeral, but you never forget who didn't. — Christopher Buckley

Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy. — Octave Mirbeau

After you died I could not hold a funeral,
And so my life became a funeral. — Han Kang

No matter how rich you become, how famous or how powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather. — Michael Prichard

I want words at my funeral. But I guess that means you need life in your life. — Markus Zusak

... on being somewhat antisocial-
"You have less people at your funeral but you get more reading time. — Robert James Waller

Augustus Waters talked so much that he's interrupt you at his own funeral. — John Green

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. — Eddie Cantor

Sometimes funerals can be good. It reunites you with your cousins you haven't seen in a while. — David Burtka

Never write a line you'd be ashamed to read at your own funeral. — L.M. Montgomery

I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. — John Green

If you wish to live, you must first attend your own funeral. — Katherine Mansfield

You cannot be responsible for some things that happen on earth. You may attempt to act, God alone will decide. Some things are mysteries! — Israelmore Ayivor

I could not escape a feeling that this was my own funeral, and you do not cry in that case. — John Knowles

Holy fuck," Sully muttered, his eyes on Mike. "Funeral hook up. Didn't know you had that in you. Impressed. — Kristen Ashley

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again! — Stan Laurel

If you want to know whether or not you have had a successful life, think about what people would say about you at your own funeral. — Lindsey Rietzsch

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

It makes no difference what you wear, really. I'll put you in a dark grey. I believe I have some left over from a funeral. says the dressmaker. — Maryrose Wood

Mum, at Sam's funeral, I didn't cry ... is that
is that normal?"
"Lauren, write in your journal and you'll feel better. — Amelia Mysko

You can't choreograph death, but you can choreograph your funeral. — Marina Abramovic

You may need to refresh — John Williams

You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather. — Chuck Tanner

Being fired has some of the advantages of dying without its supreme disadvantages. People say extra-nice things about you, and you get to hear them. — Howard Zinn

Why not stop trying to prevent posterity being silent about you? You were born to die, and a silent funeral is less bothersome. — Seneca.

Dude. Did you notice how many people were here? Tons!" Kat exclaimed. "I put the fun in funeral. — Gena Showalter

What's even more messed up than funerals, is the way people treat you after the funeral. Like you're diseased or something. — Denise Jaden

If you're ready," I say, wiping my eyes while he blows his nose, "we should head to the funeral home. Do you think they allow dogs in there? — Shaun David Hutchinson

How could you go about choosing something that would hold the half of your heart you had to bury? — Jodi Picoult

It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather. — Harry S. Truman

Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things. — Homer

To hear how much of a great human being you were - even if you really weren't - open your ears at your funeral. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There was something about funerals. It made you see things better. A funeral a day and I'd be rich. — Charles Bukowski

He tried to make me wear a suit."
"Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date? — Shelly Laurenston

To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. — Spike Milligan

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they're for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted. — Bill Murray

The confusing signals, the impurity of the signal, gives you verisimilitude, as when you attend a funeral and notice that it's being poorly done. — Donald Barthelme

You will be late for your own funeral. — Jonathan Nolan

It's a funny phenomenon. You can never visit your own funeral, but if you want to see how people feel about you, commit a crime. — Elizabeth L. Silver

The smell of hospitals is like small talk at a funeral - you know its function is to cover up something else. — Tim Kreider