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I'm leaving Mars today, one way or another. About fucking time. — Andy Weir

What's the point in being here if you have to follow a computer? What is this, a fucking Turing test in reverse? — Ahmir Questlove Thompson

It's hard to get mad at Neal, because he suffers from a medical condition called total fucking stupidity. — Douglas Coupland

You're dancing on me
said the cosmic dragon, the galactic surface of all we can see.
So fucking what? she said. — Alice Notley

The cold knot of rage in my chest started beating like a clock, a slow, steady countdown to Alexis James's death. Tick-fucking-tock. — Jennifer Estep

But you have gift!"
"Gift? I was electrocuted and disfigured, and now I think my fucking television is talking to me. That's called schizophrenia. — Brian K. Vaughan

You smoke?"
"Smoke? Do I look like a fucking idiot? — Richard K. Morgan

What you do to me, Julia, your fucking sassy mouth, your tight little body ... I want to make you do such bad things. — Alessandra Torre

All. Fucking. Mine. " he whispered fiercely. — Kristen Ashley

Fucking Magnus DuCane. I'd — Sloane Kennedy

Don't let the cereal eat you. It's only a fucking box of cereal, but it will eat you alive if you let it. — Kathleen Glasgow

I don't know how in the fuck we got here, but somehow this game is more real than anything else.
And I want it.
I fucking want it. — Nyrae Dawn

He's fucking me like he wants to kill me, yet he's kissing me like he wants to love me. The — Stevie J. Cole

I've started to hate this city, this country, all these STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE. — Nick Bantock

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic. — Nenia Campbell

I said she's not thick, kid. I didn't say she was Professor fucking Moriarty. — Tana French

Take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace — Irvine Welsh

Don't you ever fucking write about me! Andy hollered, and was gone. — Michelle Tea

Fucking Julia." I flung my long hair back over my shoulder, hiding the fresh bite. Twenty-eight years old with a hickie. Awesome. — Eliza Lentzski

Why are you dim when your face is so fucking pretty? When your eyes are bright enough to light up my whole damn world. Why? — Pella Grace

He closed his glowing eyes and shook his head. "Yeah. It's fucking stupid. It's crazy. It's dangerous. So it'll fit right into your life script. — J.R. Ward

I ripped a tissue out of the box as if it had personally offended me, which it did. Fucking tissue. — C.D. Reiss

She's the sun. I'm the dark.
If she's gone, I can kiss that fucking light away.
Without her, I know I'll never see it again. — Krista Ritchie

Don't fucking swear," Ronan said. — Maggie Stiefvater

If I ever find a dead horse, I am going to beat the fucking shit out of it. — Sam Pink

This shit is for amateurs. The whole world's a fucking drag show. Look at them, they are all in costume. — David Greenspan

Do girls on periods like chocolate?" Winona asks.
"Period or no period - girls like fucking chocolate. — Krista Ritchie

We bring the fucking rain Q, not the scattered showers. — John Green

I am definitely not a fucking toaster. — Jim Chaseley

YOU'RE GOING to get us fucking killed!" Dex — Charlie Cochet

Every moment where I should have told him. That he was it. He was my Prince Charming. My White Knight. My Happily Ever After. My every fucking thing. — Jay McLean

Fucking hell! Jesse's a member of the hot gang. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

This is our fucked up fairytale. And it's fucking perfect. — Sabrina Paige

He tried to turn me into a buffet?" I gritted my teeth. "Before he killed me? He couldn't kill me first and then eat me? That's just fucking rude. — Rob Thurman

When inside of her, he's beside himself. — Crystal Woods

Shower sex isn't the same when you have a saran-wrapped cast on your good arm. But I powered through it because I'm a team-fucking-player. — J. Sterling

I won't give 10 dollars for fucking pornography, I will give them for something which will help me to develop... — Deyth Banger

I- I. Sorry. This is what my father would call a fucking unfortunate image. — Erin Bow

If you want nice, baby, play with your fucking dog. When you're ready to play with a man, then call me. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You think I've been around these fuckers long enough to get comfortable enough to SLEEP ten feet away from them? Not fucking likely. (Axel) — Robert Kirkman

Missing you is a sickness I can't cure, and it's fucking killing me. — Mia Asher

Jesus, I wish I could stop fucking crying. So gay, right?'
Hunter put a hand on his shoulder. 'Don't do that to yourself, Nick. — Brigid Kemmerer

Hope is nice. Fucking useless in this situation, but still nice. You have one sentence before you start bleeding. Make it good. — Lauren Stewart

A relationship built on lies is like a bra with no underwire. Fucking useless to me. — Mimi Strong

Jesus fucking Christ, not again! For God's sake, get your clothes on. M's here!" he scream-whispered — Elle Keaton

Two wrong deeds don't make a right, but two fucking awesome ones sure do help. — C.M. Stunich

The only circumstances in which I would write a roman a clef would be if I'd lost my fucking car keys. — Will Self

His lips look like two worms fucking. — George R R Martin

You're the devil," I breathed.
She eyed me, and an ever-so-fucking-fuckable smile curved on her lips. "What does that make you? — Victoria Pope

Make that cage golden, it's still a fucking cage."
"Wel , in the absence of other options, gold will have to do. — Aleksandr Voinov

Just so you know. I fucking loved you. I fucking loved the daylights out of you. — Andrea Portes

I know the fucking Bible, and there ain't no fucking Book of Leviathan. — Dan Simmons

Oh, and he loves cats. Like, crazy stupid loves them." "I fucking hate cats." "I used to too. You won't for long. — Heidi Cullinan

Her body trembled as she finally caved. "Touch me, Kyle. Now," she begged.
Thank fucking God. — Julie James

Maura (fucking witch ass bitch Mussolini Al Qaeda darth vader non-entity) — John Green

You don't want to get in that line ... it's fucking long — Abigail Barnette

Stop
trying to do what's right and do what feels good for you. You're fucking overthinking everything again. — Cora Reilly

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car. — Jon Stewart

Don't fucking make judgments about something you know nothing about. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Let's start with how you don't feel sexually attractive."
I gulped. "All right."
"Are you fucking kidding me? — Samantha Young

God, you're so fucking stubborn. You're like a menopausal pissed-off mule! — Emma Chase

What am I supposed to do about you? I think you'd better tell me. Caro, because I don't have a fucking clue. — Robin York

Gimme gimme you fucking greedy fucking cunt — Bridget Carpenter

People are pretty fucking weird, if you haven't noticed. — John Green

How much longer can I be so fucking cute? — Margaret Atwood

If I am going to exchange my dignity for sex, then I better get some fucking sex. — Nina G. Jones

I'm crying again because I'm such a fucking waste - such a fucking non-person. — Matthew Quick

If I was married with ten kids, I wouldn't be talking on the phone with you. I'd be shooting myself in the fucking head. — Joanna Wylde

...it's not fair because I have been trying so hard and how long can this fucking movie last... — Matthew Quick

Hey, come on, don't cry," he begs. "It breaks my fucking heart to hear you cry. — Elle Kennedy

I am the king idiot," he muttered, "of all the world's fucking idiots. — Scott Lynch

The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is in any way a sign of a lack of education or a lack of verbal interest is just a fucking lunatic. — Stephen Fry

Tell me it wasn't fucking you, and you still get to come to the motherfucking wedding sweetheart ...
Melody G. — J.J. McAvoy

I'm at the point where I just ... don't. I know that doesn't make any fucking sense, but it's how I feel. I don't. — Kim Holden

I want to be with you. Not just as a partner, not just as a friend. I want us to be together, to be one, to be ... I don't know, a fucking couple. — Karina Halle

She was the biggest fucking whore I knew. And I knew a lot of whores. — S.C. Stephens

A fucking pint-sized warrior. — Tillie Cole

Found dead. A verdict as useful as a fucking Bible in the Bluegate Brothel. — Sarah Pinborough

I've never had anything I've valued or want to protect. Now I have, and it's a bizarre mixture of total happiness and complete fucking fear. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

And everyone knew there was no fucking way Colt would get near February. — Kristen Ashley

When she'd stepped back into my life, I'd seized the moment. I'd carpe'd the fucking diem. — Meghan March

Christ, even my staff have noticed that something's rotten in the state of fucking Denmark. — E.L. James

You can't go home again, not if you can't find the fucking street, Mr. Wolfe. — Rodney Ross

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Life is capricious and cruel and totally fucking random and there is no hope of finding meaning in a nightmare. — Hugh Howey

Dear headphones.
Will you please stop fucking each other. It takes too much time to set you guys apart.
Thanks — Himmilicious

When I ask you who you are, you'd better say my fucking name. — Alicen Grey

HEY, KIDS! TAKE YOUR DICKS OUT OF THE PLAYSTATION THREE FOR ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE AND READ SOME FUCKING COMICS. — James Kochalka

It's one fucking illusion in this fucking delusion... you don't want to be in my dream, do ya? — Deyth Banger

You know why the experts don't have an easy answer? Because a fucking expert's the guy who knows how complicated the fucking questions are. — Claire North

I'm sorry, all right. I'd take it all back if I could. I don't mean to hurt you, Kitten. I fucking love you and I don't know how to handle it. — Michelle A. Valentine

We both know the answer of everything... It is the fucking! — Deyth Banger

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

Jesus, he wasn't a dick, he was an asshole and he had some serious fucking work to do. "She — Kristen Ashley

Wait until you get inside. It's my favorite part.' And yes, gentle readers, I am that fucking smooth. — C.J. Roberts

We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve. — Stephen Jones

Peaks and valleys. That's what life comes down to, in the end. Fucking geography. — Laura Zigman

WPC Buchan might not know much about art, but she knew what gave her the fucking willies, and these things took the hairy biscuit. — Stuart MacBride

That's fucking gay. Everything is gay. — Unknown Author 204

fucking prosecutor put a sleeper on the jury." I thought a moment about telling him but decided against it. "At the moment it's better if I don't tell — Michael Connelly