Fruitcake Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Fruitcake

Fruitcake Quotes & Sayings

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It is amazing how the world can change, he thought, during the life span of a fruitcake. — Robert M. Edsel

I like my fruitcake like I like my men. I like them to have tasty nuts, usually cum in a box, and last forever. — Mamrie Hart

The best thing about flying first class ... was that you could be as nutty as a fruitcake and were still treated like the Queen of Sheba. — Sarah-Kate Lynch

Political advice is a bit like your average Christmas fruitcake: something everyone gives and no one wants. — Bob Dole

Live each day as if it be your last. — Marcus Aurelius

The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses. — Dave Barry

I would eat fruitcake if there'd been a nuclear war and I'd run out of canned goods. — Deb Caletti

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. — Johnny Carson

Friends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet. — Jon Ronson

So you, too, like fruitcake? (RW on meeting Lenin in Zurich during World War I.) — Robert Walser

it's fruitcake weather! — Truman Capote

Franchot Tone is nuttier than a fruitcake, so don't let the genteel frosting fool you. — Burgess Meredith

In my spare time I like to sleep. — Jacob Lusk

You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that's what you are! — L.T. Suzuki

Bite me, faerie fruitcake. — Jim Butcher

You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake. — Pete Stark

There's a little bit of fruitcake left in everyone of us. — Jimmy Buffett

Just dabbing pieces of my heart into things that make me shine, my little young simple life. — Nikki Rowe

Declare this smite time, extracting precious gems and wholly hours you share to fruitcake a friend so dear. — Bradley Chicho

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out. — Len Goodman

All life is an art of yourself, so draw it carefully to make it the best. — Debasish Mridha

Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it — Oscar Wilde

So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake." "Crazy like a fox," I said. — Jim Butcher

You talk like a book. — Vladimir Nabokov

Perform all work carefully, guided by compassion. — Krishna-Dwaipayana Vyasa

Within one hour of touching the brush to canvas for the first time, my students have a total, complete painting. — Bob Ross

I must speak the truth, and nothing but the truth. — Miguel De Cervantes

Bring on the fruitcakes, we want a fruitcake for an unlovable seat. — Matthew Parris

You're going to set us all on fire, you homicidal feral fruitcake. — Melina Marchetta

I mean UKIP, I mean it's just a sort of, you know, bunch of fruitcakes and loonies and closet racists, basically. — David Cameron

If you make Josh's dumb white- chocolate cranberry cookies and not my fruitcake ones, it's over. — Jenny Han

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface. — A. Lee Martinez

A woman without a past is like a fruitcake without brandy - insipid! — Nancy Atherton

Wonderful. Gives a whole new meaning to flour power. You'll undoubtedly change the world, one fruitcake at a time. — Kimberly Frost