French God Quotes
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French God Quotes & Sayings
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I can never forgive God for having invented the French
— Peter Ustinov
I lifted my eyes to the heavens and asked for help because if God exists, there's no way he's French.
— Andrea Pirlo
It is accepted science that God himself gave the French the gift of their cuisine, and while he was downstairs, cursed the English with theirs.
— Christopher Moore
Wherever God has planted you, you must know how to flower - translated from a French saying
— Alan Furst
I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants.
— Kanye West
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know he is. Jean Anouilh, French dramatist and playwright
— George Washington
My mother was French Protestant, and my father was Italian Catholic, and their union was an excess of God, guilt and sauce.
— Mitch Albom
HELL: A place where the police are German, the motorists French and the cooks English.
— Bertrand Russell
In France, everybody realized that God exists, and that he is back in the French international team. God is back, there is little left to say.
— Zinedine Zidane
Indigestion was designed by God to impose morality on stomachs. Our entire lives explained in one French novel.
— Victor Hugo
I often asked Laplace what he thought of God. He owned that he was an atheist.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
I had forgotten that God, or the world, or whatever carves the rules in stone, doesn't give you time off for good behavior.
— Tana French
Probably horse doo had a name in french also, but that didn't mean god intended for you to eat it.
— Richard Russo
To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German.
— Emperor Charles V
God, you're arrogant," Charlotte growled as Kingsley slapped cold metal handcuffs on to each of her wrists. "I'm not arrogant. I'm French. — Tiffany Reisz
Have you met the French? My ... GOD they know how to party!
— Steven Moffat
