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Frank Skinner Quotes & Sayings

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The civility we need will not come from watching our tongues. It will come from valuing our differences. — Parker J. Palmer

We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule. — Frank Skinner

People say, "Now you've given up booze at least you can remember what you did last night." I say, "Yeah, nothing." - Frank Skinner — Jimmy Carr

So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz? — Frank Skinner

Stop crying. You're giving archangels everywhere a bad name. — Becca Fitzpatrick

I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one. — Frank Skinner

I'm world-famous in West Bromwich. — Frank Skinner

After university, I got a job sub-editing and for years I was a literary editor. — Lynne Truss

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts — Frank Skinner

I did 'The Frank Skinner Show,' and they gave me a little jukebox-shaped CD player, which looks nice in the kitchen. — Robert Webb

Let it never surprise true Christians if they are slandered and misrepresented in this world. They must not expect to fare better than their Lord. — J.C. Ryle

How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it. — Frank Skinner

Every man has three characters - that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has. — Alphonse Karr

Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum. — Frank Skinner

Every problem perceived to be 'out there' is really nothing more than a misperception within your own thinking. — Byron Katie

Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid. — Frank Skinner