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Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you. — Mason Cooley

Like special fungus, your love will grow in strange places — Lauren Bjorkman

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. — Hector Elizondo

What you earn depends on what you learn. — William J. Clinton

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life. — Charles Handy

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book ... on my computer! — Meg Cabot

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. — Elvis Costello

Okay, I admit it: sometimes I sound like a fortune cookie — Stanley Victor Paskavich

After all, you don't know how strong something is until you actually test it." She winked. "I read that in a fortune cookie once." "Fortune cookie? — Nicholas Sparks

The final act of business judgment is intuitive. — Alfred P. Sloan

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.' — Conan O'Brien

A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step. — Laozi

I tucked this thought inside me like a fortune into a cookie. — Meg Howrey

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

Could this guy sound a little less like a fortune cookie on acid? — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks. — Rodney Dangerfield

Love of action is not industry. — Seneca The Younger

Josh: Just because you're not looking for something doesn't mean you won't find it.
Sean: Well, aren't you quite the fucking fortune cookie. — Shannon Stacey

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. — Dave Barry

I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially as I can, Oh, you know me. — Bret Easton Ellis

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke

The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought. — Adam Ross

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. — Sinclair B. Ferguson

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz

Fate will come looking for you. Don't bother hiding — Lauren Bjorkman

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth

Outward success alienates a man from himself. — James T. Hill

Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a fortune cookie.
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9 — Delaine Moore

Help someone when they're in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. - FORTUNE COOKIE — Darynda Jones

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

For children is there any happiness which is not also noise? — Frederick William Faber

In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous. — Julie Eberhart Painter

The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. — Kelly Creagh

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth. — Henry David Thoreau

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all. — Charles De Gaulle

If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful. — Fred Astaire

Everybody, even those that don't like Chinese food, knew that you had to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true. And so he did. — Justin Swapp