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Fortune Cookie Quotes By Mason Cooley: Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you. — Mason Cooley

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Lauren Bjorkman: Like special fungus, your love will grow in

Like special fungus, your love will grow in strange places — Lauren Bjorkman

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Hector Elizondo: Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. — Hector Elizondo

Fortune Cookie Quotes By William J. Clinton: What you earn depends on what you learn.

What you earn depends on what you learn. — William J. Clinton

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Charles Handy: Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at

Purpose, pattern, and people, the three P's at the heart of life. — Charles Handy

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Meg Cabot: I just got a fortune cookie that says

I just got a fortune cookie that says "Turn off your computer and read a book" which is odd because I'm WRITING a book ... on my computer! — Meg Cabot

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Elvis Costello: Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that. — Elvis Costello

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Stanley Victor Paskavich: Okay, I admit it: sometimes I sound like

Okay, I admit it: sometimes I sound like a fortune cookie — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: After all, you don't know how strong something

After all, you don't know how strong something is until you actually test it." She winked. "I read that in a fortune cookie once." "Fortune cookie? — Nicholas Sparks

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Alfred P. Sloan: The final act of business judgment is intuitive.

The final act of business judgment is intuitive. — Alfred P. Sloan

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Conan O'Brien: At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu

At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.' — Conan O'Brien

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Laozi: A journey of 1000 miles begins with one

A journey of 1000 miles begins with one step. — Laozi

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Meg Howrey: I tucked this thought inside me like a

I tucked this thought inside me like a fortune into a cookie. — Meg Howrey

Fortune Cookie Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: Could this guy sound a little less like

Could this guy sound a little less like a fortune cookie on acid? — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Once I opened up a fortune cookie and

Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got your cheque he said thanks. — Rodney Dangerfield

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Seneca The Younger: Love of action is not industry.

Love of action is not industry. — Seneca The Younger

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Shannon Stacey: Josh: Just because you're not looking for something

Josh: Just because you're not looking for something doesn't mean you won't find it.
Sean: Well, aren't you quite the fucking fortune cookie. — Shannon Stacey

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Dave Barry: Take out the fortune before you eat the

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie. — Dave Barry

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Bret Easton Ellis: I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its

I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially as I can, Oh, you know me. — Bret Easton Ellis

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Thom Yorke: I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Adam Ross: The thoughts just before the event are like

The thoughts just before the event are like the fortune in the cookie. The fortune's as random as the thought. — Adam Ross

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Sinclair B. Ferguson: God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do

God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day. — Sinclair B. Ferguson

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Neal Boortz: Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics

Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Lauren Bjorkman: Fate will come looking for you. Don't bother

Fate will come looking for you. Don't bother hiding — Lauren Bjorkman

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Veronica Roth: What thought or message would you put in

What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life. — Veronica Roth

Fortune Cookie Quotes By James T. Hill: Outward success alienates a man from himself.

Outward success alienates a man from himself. — James T. Hill

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Delaine Moore: Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a

Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a fortune cookie.
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9 — Delaine Moore

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Darynda Jones: Help someone when they're in trouble, and they'll

Help someone when they're in trouble, and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again. - FORTUNE COOKIE — Darynda Jones

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Mason Cooley: Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley

Fortune Cookie Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Frederick William Faber: For children is there any happiness which is

For children is there any happiness which is not also noise? — Frederick William Faber

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Julie Eberhart Painter: In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't

In the Fortune Cookie of Life, I don't want to be known as anonymous. — Julie Eberhart Painter

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Kelly Creagh: The more this guy talked, the more he

The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie. — Kelly Creagh

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy

Wealth can't buy heath, but heath can buy wealth. — Henry David Thoreau

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Robert Orben: Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure

Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Charles De Gaulle: It's better to have a bad plan then

It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all. — Charles De Gaulle

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Fred Astaire: If we followed our own advice, we'd be

If we followed our own advice, we'd be successful. — Fred Astaire

Fortune Cookie Quotes By Justin Swapp: Everybody, even those that don't like Chinese food,

Everybody, even those that don't like Chinese food, knew that you had to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true. And so he did. — Justin Swapp