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For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Stefan Molyneux: If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like

If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Randal Kleiser: I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs,

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Daniel Bruhl: A dream my girlfriend and I have is

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: If you're a sports fan you realize that

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Kim Raver: When I need a break from the boys,

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Penelope Douglas: I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend

I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark. — Penelope Douglas

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Haresh Daswani: I would love to introduce you all to

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Jessica Alba: I can't tell you how great it is

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Sari Botton: They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Timothy Ferriss: As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Brittany Murphy: I ask a lot because I'm very curious

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Harry Styles: I can make your girlfriend scream louder than

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Ashton Irwin: It would be a bit awkward to be

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Jay Crownover: There was nothing quite like being put in

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Michael Franti: We have a saying in my house, my

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' — Michael Franti

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Jay Crownover: Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has

Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore. — Jay Crownover

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Frank Black: I listen to Neil Young and jazz and

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Frank Black

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Elena Kincaid: A source told me that you don't do

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Jeffrey Eugenides: I went to church. It didn't help. In

I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By John Mellencamp: Want me to spend the night? Hey lover

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Greyson Chance: My fans are all my girlfriends

My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Jackie Warner: I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself

I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend. — Jackie Warner

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Derek Sivers: Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Mark Zero: And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Ally Blake: You're playing hookey for her? You met her,

You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket? — Ally Blake

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness? — Dov Davidoff

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By L.D. Davis: Esmeralda, don't blame your brother for his girlfriend's

Esmeralda, don't blame your brother for his girlfriend's lack of wits, Sam admonished. — L.D. Davis

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you go

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?'

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Linda Morris: Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Larry David: Give a guy a girlfriend and a great

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Zack Ryder: Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Donnell Rawlings: The better alternative to fighting a guy, go

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Megan Applegate: You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Dov Davidoff: Anyone who says I would never hit a

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Bo Burnham: I'm a stand up comic and I always

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Vincent H. O'Neil: Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Bree Despain: You really are one of a kind. I

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Stephanie Sigman: I personally think Prague is more romantic than

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By James Floyd: I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Anonymous: It was romance though that compelled me, not

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Tom DeLonge: I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Cara McKenna: Wouldn't it be a waste to not try

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Charlaine Harris: Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

For Your Girlfriend Quotes By Tony Sakalauskas: You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas