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I do things every day for my birthday. I'm just not a party girl. — Kim Basinger

I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday," he says, "but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them. — Jay Asher

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier ... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. — Steven Wright

The only show my mother could afford to take me to when I was growing up was 'Cats', for my birthday. — Tammy Blanchard

Like every mother, my wish - every birthday - is for my children to stay healthy (and) for my family to remain healthy. — Angelina Jolie

My mother still sends a cake to the office for my birthday. — David Ulevitch

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday. — Jo Brand

I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. — Sarah Sutton

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. — Steven Wright

My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. — Eric Bristow

When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce. — Giada De Laurentiis

I thought about it for awhile, hiding it from the rest of my mind. But I didn't ruin my birthday by secretly thinking about it too hard — Richard Brautigan

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. — Nicolas Cage

I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine. — Ogden Nash

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday. — Jesse Plemons

I grew up with guns. For my 16th birthday, in fact, I received a .357 instead of a car. But there was nothing playful about them; they were tools. — Benjamin Percy

My mom really wanted me to be a musician so she gave me a guitar for my fifth birthday, but I didn't start playing till I was seven. — Yngwie Malmsteen

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. — Chaz Bono

When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday. — Karl Lagerfeld

All I want for my birthday is a date with my muse Christina Aguilera Is that too much for a guy to ask for? — Ocean Crisstopher Poet

We can work it out. Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend. — Paul McCartney

For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed. — Joe Dunthorne

Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there for every major event. — Jeff Dunham

She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". — Russell Howard

I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry. — Dolly Parton

For my birthday, buy me a politician! — Ice Cube

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. — Ashley Jensen

She was my incubating uterus and birthday party thrower for the last seventeen years. — Colleen Hoover

And if I was humming "Happy Birthday" and smiling stupidly as I fled for my life - well, that was nobody's business, was it? — Rick Riordan

I was very aware of Jeff Buckley. My brother actually bought me The Mamas And The Papas and Jeff Buckley for my birthday when I was in my early teens. — Imogen Poots

All I want for my birthday is another birthday. — Ian Dury

My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife. — Stephanie Cutter

My cousin gave me a twin-neck electric guitar for one of my birthdays. It was amazing. Even though it was mine, I was never allowed to pick it up. — Sam Palladio

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. — Bindi Irwin

For my 11th birthday, I asked to be adopted. — Kaui Hart Hemmings

For my 50th birthday, I got ahold of a new print of 'Saturday Night Fever.' I see it much more as a tough coming-of-age movie than as a disco story. — Gene Siskel

I clear my throat. You deserve to be taken out for your birthday. And ... I want to be the guy who takes you on your first date. — Becca Ann

I started writing when I was 17. I got an acoustic guitar for my birthday after I discovered Bob Dylan and James Taylor. — Jason Reeves

Birthdays were made for going wild over the people we think are amazing. — Richelle E. Goodrich

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. — Steven Wright

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. — Rachael Ray

I think I've wanted to be an actress since the day I was born. I even asked my parents for an agent for my seventh birthday! — Shoshannah Stern

It's in my stars to invent; I was born on Madame Curie's birthday. I have this need for originals, for innovation. That's why I like Charlie Parker. — Joni Mitchell

Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday. — Jason Sudeikis

Hell, my parents forgot my birthday, yet threw a freaking party for the family Chihuahua. — Rachel Van Dyken

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. — Eva Herzigova

And you used to make art and like boys and talk to horses and pull the moon through the window for my birthday present. — Jandy Nelson

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. — Wendy Liebman

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. — George Burns

The first guitar I ever got was for my 13th birthday. — Rick Springfield

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her. — Guy Johnson

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. — Jack Barakat

I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen

The best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you. — Jarod Kintz

I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope. — Kevin Smith