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Football Humor Quotes & Sayings

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Moshing, for most of them, is a celebration of the moment, of the sad fact that it is only a moment. — Joe Ambrose

I had a lot of coaches growing up that were very hard on the kids in the name of building character, but it could have the opposite effect on kids. — Steve Carell

I had a lot of anger inside me and that came out at times that were not particularly advantageous to me career-wise. — Mickey Rourke

A poem might be defined as thinking about feelings - about human feelings and frailties. — Anne Stevenson

He spits out an epithet so nasty I think it's only legal in England. And then only when your favourite football club loses. — Tera Lynn Childs

Don't leave this time, okay? I wanna wake up just like this in the morning."
"I'm not going anywhere. — Jamie McGuire

Nothing like a good rib tickling read like Fifty Shades of Grey — LIZ

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. — Erma Bombeck

The problem with winter sports is that
follow me closely here
they generally take place in winter. — Dave Barry

Hath the spirit of all beauty Kissed you in the path of duty? — Anna Katharine Green

Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. — George F. Will

My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor. — Bowden Wyatt

I do not like producers. — Fritz Lang

He knows that the most important words in all languages are the small words. — Paulo Coelho

Wisdom of the Ages "Assault and Battery" Weather forecast for the St. Louis Rams next Sunday in Seattle. — Matthew D. Heines

be yourselves, don't be other person...
come on O Ameerah al-Munawarrah — MINE

In the [Michael] Jackson orbit, normal is relative. What a mess. — Roxanne Roberts

I love seeing other channels counterprogram the Super Bowl. PBS: DAMN RIGHT we're airing a new 'Masterpiece Classic'! Fuck off, sports! — Tara Ariano

I came away with the idea that respect is really the solution. We need to teach young people to respect authority - particularly, respect the law. — Benjamin Carson

Most people waste the best years of their life waiting for an adventure to come to them instead of going out and finding one. — Jeff Goins