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What does it all mean? Am I a Gump, or am I a juggernaut? — L. Frank Baum

When I'm singing a song, I picture somebody in particular. A lot of it is to a guy. — Leighton Meester

Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions. — Oscar Wilde

Being a hermit involves a lot of what we would call routine tasks taken to an extreme, even the morning flush of the toilet becomes a ritual. — Steve Merrick

Crap was not a bad word. It was the shortened name of the marketing genius of the best known flush toilet, John Crapper. Really. — Faith Hunter

The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water. — Rose George

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care. — Carolyn Gold Heilbrun

You deserve whoever governs you ... Everyone is responsible for the actions of their leaders. — Greg Bear

Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go. — Will Advise

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. — Jessica Hahn

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can't flush. — Brin-Jonathan Butler

Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in the toilet and flush it. — Steve Garvey

California must be a really big fan of the 'Hunger Games.' Because it's always catching fire. — Ian Hecox

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet. — Behdad Sami

Replaying her words in my head, I could feel my face redden again.
I wanted to flush my head down the toilet. — Mark Peter Hughes

Go ahead then. Might as well wipe your ass with a doomed office romance before you flush your career down the toilet. You know it'll happen. — Claire Gillian

Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I sing the theme from Titanic. — Quinn Loftis

I first heard about 'genes' when I was six years old. At dinner one night, I heard my mom tell my sister, 'It's in your genes.' — Anne Wojcicki

Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the toilet. So maybe you just forget to flush me. — Alexander Ovechkin

The flush toilet, more than any single invention, has 'civilized' us in a way that religion and law could never accomplish. — Thomas Lynch

You're scared, but just because you can't see your future, doesn't mean I can't. I see it clearly because I can see mine. — Amanda Maxlyn

My kingdom for a flush toilet. — Lisa Tawn Bergren

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. — Megan Fox

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. — Uma Thurman