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Floss Quotes By Bernard Cornwell: But Alfred could not live long. He was

But Alfred could not live long. He was already an old man, well past forty years, and now he was looking to the future. He — Bernard Cornwell

Floss Quotes By Tessa Dare: There were parts of her spun from floss

There were parts of her spun from floss and held together with hope - and those bits were fragile indeed. — Tessa Dare

Floss Quotes By Darynda Jones: I do not," I felt oddly appalled by

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly. — Darynda Jones

Floss Quotes By M.R. Carey: fine, dark grey strands. Like plague-flavoured candy floss,

fine, dark grey strands. Like plague-flavoured candy floss, Justineau thinks. — M.R. Carey

Floss Quotes By Rainer Maria Rilke: There are moments in which a rose is

There are moments in which a rose is more important than a piece of bread — Rainer Maria Rilke

Floss Quotes By Stephen Chbosky: Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss. — Stephen Chbosky

Floss Quotes By Redman: Of course I'm funky like fat people having

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth ... so get the dental floss. — Redman

Floss Quotes By Mental Floss: Hobbits, just another Tolkien Minority

Hobbits, just another Tolkien Minority — Mental Floss

Floss Quotes By Janette Rallison: No wonder he has such nice teeth. They

No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss. — Janette Rallison

Floss Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: My wife is such a bad cook, if

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield

Floss Quotes By Frank Zappa: Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental

Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. — Frank Zappa

Floss Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: You have to learn to smile through your

You have to learn to smile through your pain. Sometimes it's all we got. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Floss Quotes By Jose N. Harris: Some people will try their best to snuff

Some people will try their best to snuff out the candle of hope inside of you. Don't let them! — Jose N. Harris

Floss Quotes By Tom Sharpe: The man who said the pen was mightier

The man who said the pen was mightier than the sword ought to have tried reading "The Mill on the Floss" to Motor Mechanics. — Tom Sharpe

Floss Quotes By George Eliot: I flutter all ways, and fly in none.

I flutter all ways, and fly in none. — George Eliot

Floss Quotes By Liane Moriarty: How could you watch someone floss one minute,

How could you watch someone floss one minute, and the next minute share your deepest passion or most ridiculous, trite little fears? — Liane Moriarty

Floss Quotes By Jess C. Scott: Female magazines were rubbishmost of them were candy-floss

Female magazines were rubbish
most of them were candy-floss for the brain. — Jess C. Scott

Floss Quotes By Jenna Morasca: Twine from trees and plants can make good

Twine from trees and plants can make good floss! — Jenna Morasca

Floss Quotes By Daniel Quinn: I pray about teeth-doesn't everyone? I don't have

I pray about teeth-doesn't everyone? I don't have time to floss. You know. Hang in there, I tell them; I'll get around to it before it's too late. — Daniel Quinn

Floss Quotes By Frank Zappa: I wrote a song about dental floss but

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner? — Frank Zappa

Floss Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson: It's easier to floss with barbed wire than

It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Floss Quotes By Buddha: Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than

Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good. — Buddha

Floss Quotes By Joan Rivers: Never floss with a stranger.

Never floss with a stranger. — Joan Rivers

Floss Quotes By Christopher Moore: Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked.

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss? — Christopher Moore

Floss Quotes By Jimmy Buffett: I recommend that you try a little mental

I recommend that you try a little mental floss. — Jimmy Buffett

Floss Quotes By James Patterson: YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded

YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he'd find a way to make something to explode. — James Patterson

Floss Quotes By Joan Rivers: Never floss a stranger.

Never floss a stranger. — Joan Rivers

Floss Quotes By Gregor Collins: You're pretty great, God, and I mean that,

You're pretty great, God, and I mean that, but if it were up to me - like if I happened to be YOU - my teeth would floss themselves. — Gregor Collins

Floss Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: How about I let you floss with my

How about I let you floss with my jugular as well? — Jeaniene Frost

Floss Quotes By Gregor Collins: Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off

Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard. — Gregor Collins

Floss Quotes By Matt Chandler: Trying to figure out God is like trying

Trying to figure out God is like trying to catch a fish in the Pacific Ocean with an inch of dental floss. — Matt Chandler

Floss Quotes By David Estes: Do demons even have to brush their teeth?"Chris

Do demons even have to brush their teeth?"
Chris chuckled. "I brush my teeth and even floss sometimes. I also eat, shower and sleep, too. — David Estes