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You know he's [George W. Bush] there illegally. You know he was not elected either by the popular vote or by the vote in Florida. — Michael Moore

My excuse for everything is that I grew up in Florida. — Daniel Tosh

Lake Mary, Florida. He also serves as senior minister of preaching and teaching at Saint Andrew's in Sanford, Florida, — R.C. Sproul

I just moved to Florida to seek out opportunities. — Kevin Richardson

People don't need to be managed, they need to be unleashed. — Richard Florida

I've completely embraced life in Florida after growing up in the Midwest. This is home for me. — Robin Zander

You know how only you can insult your own family? That's how I feel about Florida. — Danielle Schneider

Every child in South Florida can dance. And every child there is amazing. — Abby Lee Miller

I've just opened a show in Florida, although I also have many pieces on display around the world. — Tony Curtis

I was brought up in Florida, so there isn't much difference between playing there and playing here. The climax are about the same. — Mickey Rivers

I grew up in Florida, so every now and then, we'd have a garter snake in the lawn. But I'm not super okay with them. — Maulik Pancholy

It's ironic that the Bible belt is the killing belt - Texas, Florida, Alabama, Virginia, and so forth, Georgia. Chief executioners. — Joseph Lowery

In South Florida, we have industrial cockroaches that have to be equipped with loud warning beepers so you can get out of their way when they back up. — Dave Barry

I grew up in Boca Raton, Florida - the worst place on earth. — Eric Andre

My parents moved to Florida when I was 12, and my backyard was the Gulf of Mexico. — Sylvia Earle

It's cold out. It's even cold in Florida. So cold today that Katherine Harris put on a third layer of makeup. — Jay Leno

I swam. We made it, our team, from the rocks of Cuba to the beach of Florida, in squeaky-clean, ethical fashion. — Diana Nyad

Florida is a very healing place. — Burt Reynolds

What I like about South Florida is there's a good quality of life here; the cost of living is much lower than Silicon Valley. — Rony Abovitz

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida.
Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey

Making those we love happy sounds innocent as a dove, but it can be as destructive as a lion. — Florida Scott-Maxwell

Florida for Transition — Jim Curran

I did my undergrad at Florida State, got a Bachelor's, and then I got my Masters in Acting at NYU. So I've spent a lot of time in the classroom. — Andre Holland

Two preppies from the University of South Florida tried to hit on her with cocaine jokes. Sharon — Tim Dorsey

Difference of opinion has never been sufficiently appreciated. It is the unexpected, the unknowable, the divine irrationality of life that saves us. — Florida Scott-Maxwell

It is as though God said, You think to create order? Here is the appropriate disorder, since they are one. — Florida Scott-Maxwell

The felonious five in their Supreme Court decision never said Gore did anything improperly in Florida. — Vincent Bugliosi

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse. — Dana Gould

And the main thing was that I wanted to live in south Florida. That's why I left the Cowboys; to live in south Florida. — Jimmy Johnson

I live in Florida, and I live on a small lagoon. I sit and look out at the water all day - that's what my desk is. — Ted Bell

If you're going to play high school football, you do it in Texas or Florida or Georgia for the simple fact it's such a big deal. — J. R. Martinez

While travelling near Tampa, Florida I passed the "Jehovah's Witness Assembly Hall" and was struck by the fact that that must be where they make them. — Gene Spafford

Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die. — Joan Rivers

Yes Serge has killed a lot of people , but let's not overlook all of his other accomplishments. — Tim Dorsey

If a theme runs through the history of Florida, it is this: something's great, and someone comes along to mess it up. — Eliot Kleinberg

In Florida, we are focused on economic growth and not on things that divide us. — Rick Scott

I thought Beauty and the Beast were two people, not one. — Meryl Sawyer

Under Florida's "stand your ground" law, it is legal to shoot anybody for any reason as long as you are standing on the ground. — Dave Barry

I represent Orlando, Florida, the world's number one vacation destination. — Ric Keller

My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law. — Jerry Seinfeld

This is Florida, where they're cool about putting people to death — Patricia Engel

Audubon considered it a bad day if he didn't shoot a hundred birds. "It's amazing that his name has become synonymous with conservation. — Meryl Sawyer

August in Florida is God's way of reminding us who's in charge. — Blaize Clement

Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother. — Wilson Mizner

This is everything I thought I didn't want. Or didn't need. But I'm here now and it's everything I need and the only thing I want. — Tamara Lush

Have you thought about what will happen when you start living the life that's right for you, instead of the one you promised to live for someone else? — Tamara Lush

It's not unusual for people to like Florida in the winter. I'm not a great tourist. I like coming down to work. — Israel Horovitz

They whooped our tail last time we was here. So it's time for a little revenge, and show that Florida football is coming back. — Andre Caldwell

Gov. Jeb Bush and the Florida Legislature's strong commitment to increase access to Advanced Placement courses continues to pay off. — Gaston Caperton

The only way you're going to save things in life is through love, and that's what we're trying to do ... make people fall in love with Florida. — Clyde Butcher

Snow fell rapidly outside Tag's windows, but between them it was Florida in July. — Jessica Lemmon

Florida's full of old people-they don't call it God's waiting room for nothing-but precious few of em grew up here. — Stephen King

I'm pretty sure my house in Florida is haunted! He's a nice ghost though. — Ariana Grande

President Bush said the other day the war is not about timetables. It's about winning. Hey, it worked in Florida. — Jay Leno

Hey amygdala, what's wrong with a nice vignette that features me enjoying a warm day on a Florida beach — Rick Gatzby

Washington, D.C., could learn a few budget lessons from Florida. The contrast between our state and the nation's capital is remarkable. — Rick Scott

Florida's number three industry, behind tourism and skin cancer, is voter fraud. — Dave Barry

They say California's the big burrito; Texas is a big taco right now. We want to follow that through. Florida is a big tamale. — Dan Rather

It's a dream come true for Bubba Watson from Bagdad, Florida to have the green jacket on. — Bubba Watson

A Third's okay for a fuck, but not for a family. This isn't goddamned Big Love, Florida Fag Edition. — Tymber Dalton

There's a lot of work to be done if you're going to run for president or if you're going to run for re-election in a state as big as Florida. — Marco Rubio

The Florida sun seems not much a single thing overhead but a set of klieg lights that pursue you everywhere with an even white illumination. — John Updike

When businesses think of locating in North America, I want to make sure that they think first about Florida. — Rick Scott

I stood up. "You're going. With Billy. To Florida? — Heather Demetrios

Nasty is the new normal in Florida. Politics here is very gutterlike. It's like a very bad reality TV show that still gets very high ratings. — Dan Gelber

According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself. — Bill Cosby

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida. — Rodney Dangerfield

Florida is a great place to set a novel. — John Lutz

I was never good at scratching, but I was good at collecting old records. Florida was a great place for that, because it's where people go to die. — Diplo

Fewer American flags [in Brooklyn] than in Florida but more than in San Francisco. — Zadie Smith

Hey, it's Florida. Toss a beach ball at me, I'll empty my .45 into you and be home in time for Jimmy Kimmel. — Paul Levine

I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida. — George W. Bush

The weekly thirty minutes of sexual stress was a chronic but low-grade discomfort, like the humidity in Florida — Jonathan Franzen

In Sarasota, Florida, Stephen King reminded me of the joy of just writing every day. — Neil Gaiman

The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions. — David Letterman

Miss Piggy and Chicken Little may rest easy, but gay people in Florida and California can no longer get married. — Samantha Ronson

I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks. — Emo Philips

When I looked around, with my wife, Sarasota seemed like the best place in Florida. We settled about one mile from Siesta Key. — John Lutz

This is what creation is. The might and marvel of forever creating out of opposition. — Florida Scott-Maxwell

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ's. — George Carlin

We ignore slow environmental changes unless they are crisis-driven, such as hurricanes in Florida. — Natalie Jeremijenko

We ought to be bragging about Florida! — Rick Scott

I want to accelerate, not slow down, the enforcement of the death penalty in Florida. — Jeb Bush

I am very fond of Jeb Bush. He's a friend; he was a terrific governor of Florida. I worked with him on some immigration and education issues. — Condoleezza Rice

I lived in Arizona, and I thought Florida was in California because I thought oranges came from the same place. — Jennifer Rubin

The Mississippi coast is not like south Florida, but it always seems warm enough for sandals and short-sleeved shirts, except for now and then. — Ellen Gilchrist

I was born in New York and raised in South Florida, so I'm an East Coast girl. — Cassie Scerbo

What was in the bags?" she asked softly.
"Florida mud," he answered. "That was one of two true things I told you. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Both teams are making mistakes. Florida's making these itsy-bitsy little ones, and Tennessee is making huge, gigantic mistakes. — Gary Danielson

If we don't act, drilling will be allowed only 3 miles off Florida's east coast beaches. — Ric Keller

They did is sent me down Clearwater, Florida, and they said to me, Jessica, I need you to make Jim Bakker feel better. — Jessica Hahn

Spanish territory in Florida and Texas - the — Henry Kissinger

I went to Florida when I was 15. That was my first time in America, so you learn about how different the regions are. — Janet Montgomery

I was born in New Jersey but grew up mostly in Florida. My dad died when I was 8. — John Joseph Adams

The tragic case of Terri Schiavo in Florida highlights the importance of making our health-care wishes known. — Bill Nelson

Here in Florida the seasons move in and out like nuns in soft clothing, making no rustle in their passing. — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

People are saying that Rick Perry is really tough because he has executed over 200 people. And that was just while he was on vacation in Florida. — Conan O'Brien

I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it. — Larry The Cable Guy

I grew up in Florida, where if you weren't comfortable dancing, you weren't going to get any girls. — Channing Tatum

I'm a conservative, and I'm a compassionate conservative. And I think it's important that Florida continues to move in that direction. — Charlie Crist