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First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Marisha Pessl: God, the boring relative everyone ignores - no

God, the boring relative everyone ignores - no one calls, no one writes - until they need a serious favor. — Marisha Pessl

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Marianne Williamson: In order to escape the illusion and find

In order to escape the illusion and find inner peace, remember that only love in a situation is real. — Marianne Williamson

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Banksy: Not everyone will understand your journey. That's okay.

Not everyone will understand your journey. That's okay. You're here to live your life, not to make everyone understand. — Banksy

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: We're all bisexual, don't you think? I have

We're all bisexual, don't you think? I have the urge for a man, sometimes, and with some of them I've indulged it. It's all sensation. Just sensation. — Dean Koontz

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Rachel Gibson: Oh, I don't know if I'd kick your

Oh, I don't know if I'd kick your ass. You're not that bad." She laughed. "I'd spank you real good, though." - Kate — Rachel Gibson

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Nikki Haley: I don't think we should focus on what

I don't think we should focus on what church that person walks into .. I think we need to focus on what they do when they walk out of church. — Nikki Haley

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Joanne Harris: I don't listen to music when I'm writing,

I don't listen to music when I'm writing, but I often do when I'm reworking, editing or when I need to relax. — Joanne Harris

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Thomas A Kempis: It is not really a small thing when

It is not really a small thing when in small things we resist self. — Thomas A Kempis

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Gabriella Goren: One Drop of water makes an ocean while

One Drop of water makes an ocean while all the books in the world make up all the knowledge in it too. — Gabriella Goren

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Richard Kadrey: Thank you for that succinct description, but I

Thank you for that succinct description, but I prefer to go in with facts," says Julie. "Stark — Richard Kadrey

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Nicolas Chamfort: Most books today seemed to have been written

Most books today seemed to have been written overnight from books read the day before. — Nicolas Chamfort

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Chris Pine: What am I going to tweet about? My

What am I going to tweet about? My sneakers? — Chris Pine

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Alan Lightman: As I understand it, a universe is a

As I understand it, a universe is a ... well, a totality. A universe is everything that is, as far as the inside of the thing. — Alan Lightman

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Jonas Jonasson: In certain situations it was best not to

In certain situations it was best not to know or at least best not to leave any way of proving that you knew what you knew. — Jonas Jonasson

First Day Back At Work Funny Quotes By Pierre Teilhard De Chardin: Through fidelity, we situate ourselves and maintain ourselves

Through fidelity, we situate ourselves and maintain ourselves in the hands of God so exactly as to become one with them in their action. — Pierre Teilhard De Chardin