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Figured Mother Quotes By Jerry Stiller: My father and mother - I figured if

My father and mother - I figured if I could make them laugh, they'd stop fighting. I stole all their material. — Jerry Stiller

Figured Mother Quotes By Jim Hightower: But, as my mother used to tell me,

But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do. — Jim Hightower

Figured Mother Quotes By Gayle Forman: That's when I figured out the ugly secret

That's when I figured out the ugly secret of a mother's love: you protect them to protect yourself. — Gayle Forman

Figured Mother Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I guessed my mother figured if my father

I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn't be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother. — Janet Evanovich

Figured Mother Quotes By James Thurber: Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he

Muggs was always sorry, Mother said, when he bit someone, but we could never understand how she figured this out. He didn't act sorry. — James Thurber