Fell Off Quotes: top 76 famous quotes about Fell Off

Fell Off Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Fell Off quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

When someone told me I live in a fantasy land, I nearly fell off my unicorn. — Unknown

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson

His father fell off a window-ledge. No wonder his mum had cheered up. — Nick Hornby

I had a snowboarding accident. I fell off a horse. I've had a concussion, a fractured rib ... I walk into walls. I'm always bruised up. — Mila Kunis

Sometimes I think of rebuilding my friendship with old friends. But at the same time, there's a reason why we fell off. Shit happens, but life's good. — Manasa Rao

Then the Miller fell off his horse. — Geoffrey Chaucer

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off. — Samuel Goldwyn

It doesn't feel like a date. It doesn't feel like friendship. It feels like something that fell off the tightrope but hasn't yet hit the net. — David Levithan

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off. — Mark McKinney

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off — Red Skelton

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back. — Eddie Griffin

Then, since all my other options seemed to be exhausted, I decided it would be best if I fell off the roof. — Patrick Rothfuss

'm the inspiration for picking it up off the floor after it fell off the stool and figuring out a way to make it still work. — Trisha Yearwood

I fell off a chair onto a broken water glass when I was 3 years old. — Buddy Lester

The kindness fell on him as sunshine falls on the wretched - he had no heart to taste it, and felt that it was very far off him. — George Eliot

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray

One day I fell off a toilet and a stool. — Dan Adams

I'm the world 'Guinness Book of Records' holder of 1,749 hugs in one hour. My arms fell off. — Nick Vujicic

He wanted to sit and listen to her talk about books until his ears fell off. — Cassandra Clare

It simply fell from him, like a heavy overcoat he'd shrugged off, no longer needing its warmth or bulk to protect him. — Joyce Carol Oates

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher. — Rodney Dangerfield

The bloom fell off my branches and joy did cast off its flower — Samuel Rutherford

Cedric looked slightly embarrassed. "Harry fell off his broom, Dad," he muttered. — J.K. Rowling

What happened to your hair, tiger? (Fang) It fell off. (Wren) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Will you accept me? (Fury)
No, I'm here naked with you because all my clothes fell off by accident and I can't find them. (Angelia) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Off to the right the cleared yard fell away, and Sullivan could make out a drive of sorts, or what he assumed was a drive. — Joe Hart

She stood there until something fell off the shelf inside her. — Zora Neale Hurston

Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. — Bruce Nauman

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat. — Mark Hoppus

Breaking composure, confidence, and speed in the water makes you lose the race, not the goggles that fell off your head when you dove in. — Amanda Beard

Yeah? You want to do some other worldly hanky panky? She laughed and almost fell off the couch. "Hanky Panky?" "Don't knock it till you try it — Carrie Ann Ryan

The only offer/threat that had perked her momentary interest was when he'd shouted that he was going to toop her 'til her bonny legs fell off. — Karen Marie Moning

Slynt looked about the solar, at the other Eastwatch men. Does this boy think I fell off a turnip wagon onto my head? — George R R Martin

I flew too near the sun
and my wax wings fell off
pg. 62// A Coney Island of the Mind — Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I never thought of myself as a movie star. I'm just a working girl. A working girl who worked her way to the top - and never fell off. — Susan Hayward

You risked the cub? (Dev) He's not just a cub. (Aimee) You're right. He's the passenger who fell off the short bus. (Dev) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Those big blue eyes were swimming, and he was afraid that if the first tear fell, he would break and carry her off anywhere she wanted to go. — Nora Roberts

My dad gave me my first bike at 16. I soon fell off and was in a wheelchair for weeks. I haven't fallen since. — Hugh Laurie

And that's when it fell off in my hand — Louise Rennison

The cat, morbidly obese from eating virtually all of Isaac's meals, fell off the table like a four-legged haggis, and trudged away. — Neal Stephenson

And you're the son of his youngest. He has no other children. Oh, your father's dead, by the way. Fell off a horse two years ago.'
'Good to know. — Scott Lynch

My headless shadow fell across the warm painted metal, disappearing off the edge, and into the sky. — Kami Garcia

Young Jimmy Dean fell off the world as suddenly as he had come. — Mercedes McCambridge

You fell off the tree of fucked-up-weird and slammed every branch on the way down. — Vincent Zandri

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. — Dolly Parton

I was Number 1 on the Who's Likely to Die list for 10 years ... I was really disappointed when I fell off that list. — Keith Richards

The shenanigans of the kids, on and off the screen, they all fell in love with each other. — Mary Ellen Trainor

Sometimes I think I'm an alien that accidentally fell off the mother ship, destined to wander among clueless earthling parents for all eternity. — Sarah Ockler

And I might collapse from the cold anyway. How do you stand it, Rache? Tink's titties, I think parts of me fell off. — Kim Harrison

I had someone tell me I fell off, ooh I needed that. — Drake

He fell off the table like a crab looking for the sea. — Charles Bukowski

I love bikes. I used to own one, but I fell off it when I was younger and that was the end of my bike riding days until now. — Idris Elba

The first time I heard Clyde McPhatter singing with the Dominoes at the Apollo I just fell off my chair — Ahmet Ertegun

The pudding lived up to its name. And nothing fell off that wasn't supposed to. — Diana Rowland

Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue? — Carrie Harris

And then like two people jumping off a rock into water, I guess we both fell helplessly into sleep. I'm not sure which of us gets there first. — Meg Wolitzer

Then he turned it the third time, and the boy's ass fell off. — Patrick Rothfuss

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage. — Zakk Wylde

But the colonel said and did nothing as the seconds splintered off the clock and fell like debris on the floor. — Jonathan Maberry

Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.' It was probably important to her. — Rick Riordan

I'm the girl who fell off the pedestal. But no one told me the pedestal was made of cardboard. — Amy Kinzer

Diana used to tell me she had a travel jinx, something I only really started to believe when the plane door fell off. — Neil Gaiman

Once, I cut off a man's head, but he did not know it until he tried to brush his hair. Then it fell off. — George R R Martin

The selfmoment I could pray;
And from my neck so free
The Albatross fell off, and sank
Like lead into the sea. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Reality isn't round, it's flat. There are edges where you can fall off and this October when I moved to Maine, I fell off one. — Carrie Jones

I fell off my pink cloud with a thud. — Elizabeth Taylor

The car fell on top of them. It rolled off the top floor of one of their car parks. — Anonymous

I suppose the implication of that is the president and the vice president and myself and Colin Powell just fell off a turnip truck to take these jobs. — Donald Rumsfeld

They changed their minds, Flew off, and into strange vagaries fell. — John Milton

I fell off stage and bruised some ribs. The worst part was that the audience didn't realize I was gone. — Richard Marx

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike. — Jay Leno

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments. — Joe Tex

It was quite an insignificant looking sheet, but no sooner did the American eagle catch sight of it, than he swooned and fell off his perch. — Jane Swisshelm

And they lived horribly ever after, scaring the socks off all who fell afoul of them. — William Steig

I had seen 'Avenue Q' off-Broadway back in 2003 and fell in love with it. I just thought it was the smartest, funniest thing I'd seen in a long time. — Rob McClure

The soft-spoken words fell off the side of the bed, emptying to the floor like powder. — Markus Zusak