Fats Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Fats
Fats Quotes & Sayings
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You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard.
— Gwen Stefani
I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.
— Steven Morrissey
We sell only fresh fruit and vegetables. I sell no saturated fats or anything like that.
— David H. Murdock
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
— Hank Williams Jr.
Litigation only makes lawyers fat.
— Wilbur Smith
Admit it. I'm the best you ever seen, Fats. I'm the best there is. And even if you beat me, I'm still the best.
— Paul Newman
I'm known clean around the Earth.
— Minnesota Fats
Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.
— John Cena
Fat is mainstream, which is why everyone has become complacent. What used to be considered pudgy before isn't even worthy of a comment today.
— Marion Nestle
I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better.
— Susan Powter
Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.
— James D. Watson
Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?
— Fats Waller
England produces the best fat actors.
— Jimmy Cannon
You don't know what it's like trying to eat enough to live on and at the same time avoid fats and carbohydrates.
— Muriel Spark
Fat, Is saving our lives.
— Robert O. Young
Lean liberty is better than fat slavery
— John Ray
So easy, when you know how.
— Fats Waller
A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.
— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats.
— Rush Limbaugh
I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'
— Roseanne Barr
Love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving
— Charles Bukowski
I use to love you honey, 'til you spent all my money.
— Fats Domino
I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill,
— Fats Domino
A man must take the fat with the lean.
— Charles Dickens
I am fat, lazy and kind.
— Sergei Lukyanenko
Just try not to ingest a lot of fats, and just try to eat carefully.
— Clint Eastwood
If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat.
— Shimon Peres
Even the relatively small amount of trans fats are likely to be causing around 7,000 premature deaths from heart disease per year.
— Walter Willett
Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom.
— John Bunyan
I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy.
— Zach Galifianakis
Trans fats really are a metabolic poison.
— Walter Willett
The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.
— Dick Motta
To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!
— Casey Wilson
It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.
— Ricky Gervais
Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda.
— Neil Young
It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat.
— Ali Vincent
She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them
— Jo Brand
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I can't wait to retire from acting and just sit around and get fat.
— Zachary Knighton
Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
If I'd wanted this place to fill up with every fat Irish rose that passes by, I'd've said so.
— J.D. Salinger
Who's your fat friend ?
— Beau Brummell
It sucks being fat, you know.
— Drew Carey
Don't send me no letter, cause I can't read.
— Fats Domino
I was a fat-headed guy full of pain.
— Cary Grant
No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to.
— Benazir Bhutto
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
— Fats Domino
You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.
— Marcus Brigstocke
Not every movement is progress; Some movements are just a way of burning fats!
— Israelmore Ayivor
If you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
— Sam Kinison
The fat you eat, is the fat you wear.
— John A. McDougall
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
— Sam Ewing
We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat.
— Spencer W. Kimball
This is so nice, it must be illegal.
— Fats Waller
I make lots of casseroles that have protein, veggies, carbs and good fats all together.
— Tori Spelling
If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American.
— Felipe Esparza
The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products.
— Marion Nestle
I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
— Jerry Lawler
During the 90s, I watched a lot of people getting fat and prosperous, and I thought, culture itself is the casualty of this.
— Matthew Specktor
Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.
— Greg Giraldo
Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless
— Carnie Wilson
The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.
— Minnesota Fats
Jazz isn't what you do; it's how you do it.
— Fats Waller
There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.
— Peg Bracken
We eat pretty healthy foods, and I've taught my kids since they were little about knocking out trans fats.
— Victoria Osteen
I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini.
— Luisa Tetrazzini
I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!
— Gabriel Iglesias
Notoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done.
— Ray Bradbury
My love is inside me where my fat was.
— Blake Butler
Cats sleep fat and walk thin.
— Rosalie Moore
Minimize saturated fat and avoid trans fats. If you see the word hydrogenated in the ingredient list, don't buy it.
— Brian K. Davidson
The fats dented the flats.
— Jerry Lawler