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You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard. — Gwen Stefani

I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged. — Steven Morrissey

I traveled all over for about 50 years, I love a lot of places and I've been a lot of places, (but) I just don't care to leave home. — Fats Domino

We are full of bread and gas, getting fat on the outside while inside we grow thin — Linda Hogan

We sell only fresh fruit and vegetables. I sell no saturated fats or anything like that. — David H. Murdock

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. — Pete Sampras

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams Jr.

Litigation only makes lawyers fat. — Wilbur Smith

Admit it. I'm the best you ever seen, Fats. I'm the best there is. And even if you beat me, I'm still the best. — Paul Newman

I'm known clean around the Earth. — Minnesota Fats

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections. — John Cena

Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat. — Evan Esar

If we are what we eat, why aren't we new, improved, fat-free, and light. — Sam Ewing

Fat is mainstream, which is why everyone has become complacent. What used to be considered pudgy before isn't even worthy of a comment today. — Marion Nestle

I've been fit and I've been fat, and fit is better. — Susan Powter

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. — James D. Watson

Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight? — Fats Waller

England produces the best fat actors. — Jimmy Cannon

You don't know what it's like trying to eat enough to live on and at the same time avoid fats and carbohydrates. — Muriel Spark

Fat, Is saving our lives. — Robert O. Young

Lean liberty is better than fat slavery — John Ray

So easy, when you know how. — Fats Waller

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease. Nothing wrong with saturated fats. — Rush Limbaugh

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it. — Chelsea Handler

Well, I wouldn't want to say that I started it (rock 'n' roll), but I don't remember anyone else before me playing that kind of stuff. — Fats Domino

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?' — Roseanne Barr

Love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving — Charles Bukowski

I use to love you honey, 'til you spent all my money. — Fats Domino

I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill, — Fats Domino

A man must take the fat with the lean. — Charles Dickens

I am fat, lazy and kind. — Sergei Lukyanenko

Just try not to ingest a lot of fats, and just try to eat carefully. — Clint Eastwood

I don't need the fillers, additives, excessive amounts of sugars, fats, salts and other measures taken to taint the natural goodness of real food. — Mark Hyman

If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat. — Shimon Peres

Polyunsaturated fats include safflower oil, corn oil, soybean oil and canola oil, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. — Anonymous

Even the relatively small amount of trans fats are likely to be causing around 7,000 premature deaths from heart disease per year. — Walter Willett

Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom. — John Bunyan

I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy. — Zach Galifianakis

Trans fats really are a metabolic poison. — Walter Willett

The opera isn't over until the fat lady sings. — Dick Motta

To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT! — Casey Wilson

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change. — Ricky Gervais

Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda. — Neil Young

You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country. — Erica Jong

It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat. — Ali Vincent

I've never seen anyone go on the DL with pulled fat. — Rod Beck

Everybody started calling my music rock and roll, but it wasn't anything but the same rhythm and blues I'd been playing down in New Orleans. — Fats Domino

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks. — Rodney Dangerfield

Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them — Jo Brand

You are what you eat ... I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe — Bernard Manning

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round. — Rodney Dangerfield

I can't wait to retire from acting and just sit around and get fat. — Zachary Knighton

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T! — Stone Cold Steve Austin

If I'd wanted this place to fill up with every fat Irish rose that passes by, I'd've said so. — J.D. Salinger

Who's your fat friend ? — Beau Brummell

It sucks being fat, you know. — Drew Carey

Don't send me no letter, cause I can't read. — Fats Domino

I was a fat-headed guy full of pain. — Cary Grant

No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to. — Benazir Bhutto

Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort. — Heidi

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. — Fats Domino

Guy lives in a fantasy world without junk food or cars or trans fats or TV and he's still fat. You had to admire his dedication to the cause. — Lev Grossman

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost. — Marcus Brigstocke

Not every movement is progress; Some movements are just a way of burning fats! — Israelmore Ayivor

If you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier. — Stone Cold Steve Austin

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike. — Sam Kinison

The fat you eat, is the fat you wear. — John A. McDougall

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short. — Sam Ewing

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady. — Ester Dean

I sure don't think of myself as a fat person, just someone who carries extra weight. I've never seen anyone on the DL with pulled fat. — Rod Beck

We must lengthen our stride and must do it now because we over ate and feel fat. — Spencer W. Kimball

This is so nice, it must be illegal. — Fats Waller

I make lots of casseroles that have protein, veggies, carbs and good fats all together. — Tori Spelling

If you have a fat brother or sister you might be American. — Felipe Esparza

When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat. — Jane Wagner

The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products. — Marion Nestle

I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me. — Gabriel Iglesias

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull! — Jerry Lawler

During the 90s, I watched a lot of people getting fat and prosperous, and I thought, culture itself is the casualty of this. — Matthew Specktor

Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids. — Greg Giraldo

Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless — Carnie Wilson

I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman. — Joe Tex

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. — Vince Vaughn

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night. — Minnesota Fats

I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life. — Ricki Lake

Jazz isn't what you do; it's how you do it. — Fats Waller

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time. — Peg Bracken

We eat pretty healthy foods, and I've taught my kids since they were little about knocking out trans fats. — Victoria Osteen

I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini. — Luisa Tetrazzini

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy! — Gabriel Iglesias

Notoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done. — Ray Bradbury

My love is inside me where my fat was. — Blake Butler

Cats sleep fat and walk thin. — Rosalie Moore

The Daniel Plan focuses on the core food groups of healthy carbs, healthy fats, healthy protein, healing spices, drinks, and super foods. — Rick Warren

Are you fat because you're a lesbian, or are you a lesbian because you're fat? — Rosie O'Donnell

Minimize saturated fat and avoid trans fats. If you see the word hydrogenated in the ingredient list, don't buy it. — Brian K. Davidson

Love fed fat soon turns to boredom. — Ovid

I have a chef who makes sure that I'm getting the right amounts of carbs, proteins and fats throughout the day to keep me at my max performance level. — Barry Bonds

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler