Fathers Day Funny Quotes
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Fathers Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
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— Barry W. Lynn
Being a child of Earth means more than you think,
— Diana Wynne Jones
My religion lies in my composition.
— John Philip Sousa
The thing about love was that it caught you unawares, turned up in the most unexpected places, even when you weren't looking for it.
— Sarra Manning
Don't Trust Blindly
If in shark infested waters, don't assume the fin coming toward you is a dolphin. — Mary Russel
If in shark infested waters, don't assume the fin coming toward you is a dolphin. — Mary Russel
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
In all honesty, we all want our fantasy selves to be the best people. We all think in a time of crisis, we will react heroically and with humanity.
— David Morrissey
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
— Dave Barry
The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
— Timothy J. Russert
I can't hide my feelings.
— Jack Kemp
Sometimes you have to take a step back to move forward
— Erika Taylor