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My father-in-law ... was a great inspiration to me both in life and in his preparation for death. — Billy Graham

My father wasn't absolutely delighted. He wanted me to become a lawyer. I studied law, but I thought the shoe business was more exciting. — Diego Della Valle

Earlier, I stepped on a squid that had propelled itself over the bulwarks! (Its eyes & beak reminded me of my father-in-law.) — David Mitchell

My father is a practicing criminal law attorney in the Seattle area. — David Guterson

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark

I never thought I had to forge a family, but it felt the most natural thing that ever happened to me - meeting someone and becoming a father. — Jude Law

It's a father's place to hate the son-in-law. It's our place to put them through h*ll just to make sure they know what they're doing. — Sam Crescent

We are Muslims. My father would pawn off his Muslim in-laws as Hindus just so that he could get free pancakes. — Aasif Mandvi

Gabe prayed for the strength not to strangle his future father-in-law for the fiftieth time. — Melanie Dickerson

According to Celtic law, all sons equally divided the inheritance and principalities of their father. — Sabine Baring-Gould

Playing for Yogi is like playing for your father; playing for Billy is like playing for your father-in-law. — Don Baylor

Kafka earned his doctorate in law in 1906 but decided against practicing, to the disappointment of his father. — Franz Kafka

"Honour thy father and thy mother" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness — Aeschylus

At my father's request I took up the study of law at the University of Zurich In 1863. — Carl Spitteler

Dearest Jane, Sorry I made you marry a horse. Your father-in-law is trying to kill me. Send help. But — Cynthia Hand

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. — Jeff Foxworthy

The first time I saw my father-in-law's cotton, I though of the Original Sin, gardening being the root of the South's downfall. — Michael Lee West

I remember distinctly telling my father-in-law, barring a miracle, we're going to have to terminate the pregnancy. Her health has to come first — Chris Higgins

My father-in-law has ear hair like a wolverine. It fans out from the auricles, wafting from the ridge lines like cilia, like gray feathered plumage. — Rosecrans Baldwin

Natural law. Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers. — Paul Newman

Happy Father's Day
or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day. — Ronan Farrow

No religious doctrine shall be established by law. — Elbridge Gerry

My parents were both from the East and had moved to San Francisco only so my father could go to law school there. — Carre Otis

Even after I'd published three books and had been writing full-time for twenty years, my father continued to urge me to go to law school. — Susan Orlean

If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so. — Phyllis Chesler

Release the son from the crimes of the father. Civilized law decrees it. We — Ray Buckley

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. — Josh Kopelman

I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind if he is a hyena or a jackal! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Father's command is a son's law! — Wally Lamb

It was Francisco de Vitoria, a Catholic priest and professor, who earned the title of father of international law. — Thomas E. Woods Jr.

My father-in-law was a nuclear-submarine captain. My father was in the military. — David Gregory

My father-in-law is so sensitive. Sometimes I think he displays too much love for my children. — Columba Bush

It is unreasonable [for a father] to expect moral success with [his] children without submitting to the laws of morality. — Larry Christenson

My father's a firefighter. He was my whole life. And my brother-in-law and several family members are firefighters. — Brad Paisley

The law itself exhibits justice and teaches wisdom by abstinence from sensible images and by calling out to the Maker and Father of the universe. — Clement Of Alexandria

Our fathers gave us many laws which they had learned from their
fathers. These laws were good. — Chief Joseph

My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the pavement and spent the rest of the week politely pretending he had not dislocated his shoulder. — Tina Fey

It was not Death that stood before me but only Vernon Dickey, my father-in-law. — Don DeLillo