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Fat People Quotes & Sayings

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All fat people hated summer in New York: everything was always sticking to everything else, flesh to flesh, flesh to fabric. You never felt truly dry. — Hanya Yanagihara

They call it The New Avengers but it's really the old Avengers with new people except for me, looking rather fat and rather old. — Patrick Macnee

Like most fat people who've been lectured about diet and exercise since childhood, I actually know an inordinate amount about nutrition and fitness. — Lindy West

America is such a great country, we have fat poor people. — Carlos Mencia

Overweight people have chosen food over appearance. When a fat person talks about a great place to get a burger, I lean in. They know. — Jim Gaffigan

Fat people know the consequences of eating, but if the food is good enough, they just don't care. — Jim Gaffigan

He stared at me. His breathing made that wheezing sound that fat people sometimes make. — Sue Grafton

As Deb Lemire, president of the Association for Size Diversity and Health, says, If shame worked, there'd be no fat people. — Kelly McGonigal

Fat people weren't supposed to eat anything, but they were especially not supposed to eat confectionery, — Kate Atkinson

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. — Rodney Dangerfield

People who are overweight don't want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we're fat. We live in homes with mirrors. — Al Roker

The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table. — Dolly Parton

Because Eddie [Murphy] came from where I come from, the Bushwick section of Brooklyn. People in the projects used to call me Fat Murphy. — Tracy Morgan

Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people. — Arsene Wenger

Worry makes people thin, except when they worry about being fat. — Evan Esar

Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic! — Seth Rogen

You don't want people to suffer or get fat when they're pregnant. — Julie Bowen

People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure. — Siobhan Finneran

I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers

We're the only nation in the world where most of our poor people are fat. — Phil Gramm

I consider anybody who weighs over 200 pounds fat, and time was when I could not refrain from telling such people so. — Gloria Swanson

If the fat people just gave the skinny people more food, we could all just eat ... We could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. — Ashton Kutcher

When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died. — Luther Vandross

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with before joining the 'Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation. — Noel Redding

Just because people are fat, it doesn't mean they are well fed. The cheapest foods are the fattening ones, not the most nourishing. — Fannie Lou Hamer

You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people. — Craig Ferguson

Often times people make questionable decisions. And even though they already taste the fat regret sandwich headed their way, they do it with a smile. — Tessa Bailey

If you don't show up at a party, people will assume you're fat. — Julia Duffy

Fat people are harder to kidnap. — Karla Akins

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse.
Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth ... so get the dental floss. — Redman

Most fast food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. — Eric Schlosser

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. — James D. Watson

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. — Jim Eason

[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month. — Adam Carolla

I think fat, out-of-shape people should be fined. — Jack LaLanne

I don't know any skinny people who bully fat people. I just know skinny people who use fat people for rides. — Felipe Esparza

At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat. — William Lyon Phelps

I live in California, the worst place in the world for fat people. There are three of us. They have us on eight-hour shifts, so it works out. — Louie Anderson

I took him to be about thirty, but it's hard to tell with fat people: they've no skin spare for wrinkles. — Mark Lawrence

Actors in general are pretty good bullshit artists; we're good at just chewing the fat, interacting with people. So we're good ambassadors for movies. — John C. Reilly

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross. — Pamela Anderson

Rather than strive to 'lose weight,' most people would be better off striving to lose only fat and to build or maintain muscle. — Mark Sisson

I really want to move to a country where the poor people are fat. — Dinesh D'Souza

Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons. — Rory Freedman

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar. — Zach Galifianakis

I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people. — Ruby Wax

I look very different from how people expect me to be ... Clearly they think I'm a great big fat viking. — Kate Winslet

People are branded as either 'fat' or 'skinny' from an early age. You sort of never shake it, even if you end up losing weight. — Jami Attenberg

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. — Mignon McLaughlin

A friend from India told me that a countryman of his said: "I want to go to America. I want to see a country where poor people are fat." — Thomas Sowell

I will not be a sight gag for anybody. I will not do anything degrading to myself or other fat people. — Darlene Cates

I used to not be into clothes. It's hard to be into clothes when the only thing people see about you is the fat, not the fashion. — Sara Wolf

I am against people reaping where they have not sown. But we have a saying that if you want to eat a toad you should look for a fat and juicy one. — Chinua Achebe

You are all zombie thigh-fat people brought into reanimation by some evil force of forceful evil! — Jhonen Vasquez

Now what?" asked Fat Charlie. "Shall we all join hands and contact the living? — Neil Gaiman

Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? — Jo Brand

There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people. — Julie Burchill

Some people are doing Ouija boards at school but I'm not touching that shit. Knowing my luck, bloody Jack the Ripper would try to get in touch. — Rae Earl

Paul screamed out words as he struggled to stand. Good ... gracious ... mercy ... mama ... you people ... are FAT! — James Dashner

If you say you're fat, all of a sudden people like you! — Valerie Bertinelli

People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it's still OK. Really? — Al Roker

My fears came true: People called me fat and hideous, and I lived. And now I keep living. — Lena Dunham

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. — Rodney Dangerfield

A narrow mind and a fat head invariably come on the same person. — Zig Ziglar

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. — Jesse Ventura

People still tell me I'm fat, but when I look in the mirror, that's not what I see. — Lara Stone

As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly. — Amy Poehler

I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky; I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat. — Louis C.K.

The reason fat people are happy is that the nerves are well protected. — Luciano Pavarotti

Alchohol doesn't make you fat ... it make you Lean ... on tables, chairs & random people!!! ... — Ashley Purdy

I wonder why rich people always grow fat I suppose it's because there's nothing to worry them. — Edith Wharton

I do fat people and these makeups are really hard to do, but I want to make monster movies. — Rick Baker

Fat people are so rarely included in visual culture that fat is perceived as a blot on the landscape of sleek and slim. — Susie Orbach

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat. — Jean Kerr

You think people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who's trying to get thin. — Junot Diaz

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere. — Mireille Guiliano

Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories. — Alison Sweeney

Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area. — Dawn French

I call myself a FFP: former fat person, and when you're an FFP, you will always see in yourself what people used to bully you for. — Kelly Osbourne

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people. — Camryn Manheim

Folk music is a bunch of fat people. — Bob Dylan

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people. — Lloyd Kaufman

People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial. — Julie Burchill

You must be one of the few people with a copy of that. I don't think they printed too many. — Chow Yun-Fat

I like to write a joke without any fat on it. The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically. — Jimmy Carr

Fat people have shit in their stomach; arrogant people have it in their brain. Health and Success aren't Lottery Games. — Daniel Marques

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not. — Richard Griffiths

It seems like people are more likely to tell you you've gotten too thin than to tell you you've gotten too fat. — John Schneider

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. — Jackie Gleason

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony

God, I hate judgmental people. They're so mean ... and fat. — John Raptor

I wish to become rich, so that I can instruct the people and glorify honest poverty a little, like those kind hearted, fat, benevolent people do. — Mark Twain

When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!' — Jessica Simpson

People in America are addicted to sugar and to fat and to salt. — John Mackey

Singing is the love of my life, but I was ready to give it all up because I couldn't handle people talking about how fat I was. — Stevie Nicks

I would just like to say that opera is no longer about fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses. — Lesley Garrett

During the 90s, I watched a lot of people getting fat and prosperous, and I thought, culture itself is the casualty of this. — Matthew Specktor

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat. — Vince Vaughn