Farting Quotes
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Farting Quotes & Sayings
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Acting has been described as farting about in disguise.
— Peter O'Toole
A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
... "shagging" - a quasi-comical activity, like belching or farting, except it was more taboo and more necessary than these.
— Amit Chaudhuri
You're walking around as though everyone is farting roses and pissing champagne. What's up?
— Samantha Young
But," she said to the priest, "I'm not dead yet. I've heard the angels farting on the ceiling.
— Jean Genet
Like it says in the Bible, being a friend means never having to witness farting belly buttons. Or something.
— Jenny Lawson
My trumpeting sounds like a goose farting in the fog.
— Alex O'Loughlin
We were supposed to be brainstorming. But, unfortunately, my brain was farting.
— Rachel Renee Russell
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
— Ryan Hansen
Just 'cause she's farting through silk doesn't mean she can shit on people who don't have any money.
— Katherine Pancol
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.
— P. J. O'Rourke
He that lives upon hope will die farting.
— Benjamin Franklin
Nothing is more conspicuous than a farting princess.
— Jack Vance
There is a tremendous amount of farting in prison.
— Charlie Engle
If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation.
— Demetri Martin
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
— Jenny Eclair
I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.
— Gemma Halliday
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
— Graham Norton
I suppose the difference between baby people and me is that I do not consider smiling while farting 'holding up your end of a conversation.
— Lizz Winstead
I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.
— Anthony Langston
And Father's fondness for talking about farting and going to the bathroom is disgusting.
— Anne Frank
As soon as you open the door wide enough to admit pink nerve-gas-farting dragons, you have let in all of those other possibilities as well.
— Neal Stephenson
I tapped on the door, with all the power of a farting flea.
— Gavin Extence
Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.
— David Chuka
He said it with this really serious look on his face, like he was in the process of farting out some really important wisdom.
— Lauren Oliver
I'm not a fan of purposely farting in front of other people. If you have to fart, leave the room.
— Tina Fey
Farting, don't think, just fart.
— John Cage
They had just digested a recent meal of prepositions and were happily farting out apostrophes and ampersands; the air was heav'y with th'em&.
— Jasper Fforde
Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits.
— Jody Gehrman
