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Acting takes a degree of mutual trust and respect.
— Tom Hiddleston
Shun the praise of men and love the one who, in the fear of the Lord, reprimands you.
— Pachomius The Great
Those who know me would tell you, 'Moily can't be cowed down.' I have plans to enhance domestic oil and gas production.
— Veerappa Moily
I would have loved to buy a hot dog from her, just to watch her squeezing the ketchup and mustard from the plastic bottles over the sausage,
— Karl Ove Knausgard
Feel my heart," he said. His voice sounded thick to his own ears. "Tell me if it stops.
— Diana Gabaldon
Life is a balance of conversation, coersion, and cooperation!
— Garrett McCoy
With maturity comes the wish to economize - to be more simple. Maturity is the period when one finds the just measure.
— Bela Bartok
I am like a lifeguard with the terrible, secret knowledge that he does not himself know how to swim.
— Shira Nayman
Life isn't all fricasseed frogs and eel pie.
— C.S. Lewis
My mom used to get arrested for being with my dad. She would get fined. She would spend weekends in jail.
— Trevor Noah
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