Family Jokes Quotes
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Family Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Family jokes, though rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
— Stella Benson
My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
— Emily Deschanel
Fall in love with the divine, because the mundane love is as volatile as the trust of people who practice it.
— Girdhar Joshi
It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic tendencies were somehow misplaced when she was created.
— Lawana Blackwell
Hearing is believing ... a magician with the piano.
— Anthony Davis
There is a bedrock decency to people in the Midwest. They are thoughtful and ready to help you if something needs to be done.
— Shelley Fabares
Light is architectural. It is sculptural.
— Robert Wilson
I grabbed a pair of glowing red legs.
— Rick Riordan
I want to provoke people with thoughts, not by taking my clothes off. It's time to move on from Stripperville.
— Marina And The Diamonds
Privileged people don't march and protest; their world is safe and clean and governed by laws designed to keep them happy.
— John Grisham
Life demands death.
— Sunday Adelaja
No one knows the cost of a defective product - don't tell me you do. You know the cost of replacing it, but not the cost of a dissatisfied customer.
— W. Edwards Deming
Funny how even knowing it was over the hold she had on me only got harder to break.
— Stephenie Meyer
All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If it weren't for received ideas, the publishing industry wouldn't have any ideas at all.
— Donald E. Westlake
I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.
— Mitt Romney
Don't bother to look, I've composed all this already.
— Gustav Mahler