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Family Humorous Quotes & Sayings

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This is going to be awesome, Jackie gurgled. Deborah did not appear to agree. — Jeff Lindsay

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

When you know the inside stories, no matter how good looks the cover, you just cannot appreciate it ... — Sanhita Baruah

You just have to work with what God sends, and if God doesn't seem to understand the concept of commercial success, then that's your bad luck. — Michael Frayn

Doubt is a lot like faith; A mustard's seed worth changes everything. — Donna Johnson

George W. Bush has done a magnificent job. — Mike Huckabee

Family we cannot always choose, but it sure is fun to try and make them laugh during dinners. Especially when they are trying to eat their soup. — Tom Althouse

I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue) — Groucho Marx

I mean, shit, what Latino family doesn't think it's cursed? — Junot Diaz

Because everything worth having hurts. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I was also very concerned about protecting my family — William J. Clinton

He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail. — Lida Sideris

I love my mother dearly, but it wouldn't be suitable for me to live with her all the time. — Keith Emerson

A gold cage is still a cage.
-King David I
Oh, go cry in a bag of money.
-Queen Christina — MaryJanice Davidson

Overflowing with the milk of human kindness, the family had invited everyone they could think of, including people they cordially disliked. — Gerald Durrell

Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss. — Brian Spellman

I'm trying to become a young CEO, to brand myself in television and movies. — Bow Wow

What you focus on expands. So focus on what you want, not what you do not want. — Esther Jno-Charles

But at home he was our humorous, kind, and wise Dad. He loved reading, and he loved including the whole family in his discoveries. He — Ji-li Jiang

From 1965 to 1973, more munitions fell on Cambodia than on all of World War II Japan, including the two nuclear bombs of August 1945. — Sophal Ear

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! — Rodney Dangerfield

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. — Tim Heidecker

Day blame ornery youngins. — L.Douglas Muncy

When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand. — Earl B. Russell

In my family nudity just doesn't exist; I'm pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and still shower that way. — Huston Piner