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Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Francois De La Rochefoucauld: Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of

Jealousy is nothing more than a fear of abandonment — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Wiz Khalifa: I'm not a facebook status you don't have

I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. — Wiz Khalifa

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Rick Perry: Beautiful, luscious and flowing. Atop the governor's head.

Beautiful, luscious and flowing. Atop the governor's head. — Rick Perry

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Karen Thompson Walker: Nothing has happened to me out of the

Nothing has happened to me out of the closet that was anywhere near as dangerous as being closeted. — Karen Thompson Walker

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Max Planck: The assumption of an absolute determinism is the

The assumption of an absolute determinism is the essential foundation of every scientific enquiry. — Max Planck

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Anonymous: If we knew what we are, we should

If we knew what we are, we should do as Sir Arthur Jermyn did; and Arthur Jermyn soaked himself in oil and set fire to his clothing one night. — Anonymous

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By John Zorn: You can't be idealistic in this world and

You can't be idealistic in this world and not be crazy. — John Zorn

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Bethanie Armstrong: Each day begins a new journey of life,

Each day begins a new journey of life, for if we awake, there is a reason. — Bethanie Armstrong

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Danica McKellar: At the risk of being forgotten completely by

At the risk of being forgotten completely by the media, I went to college and pursued a passion that had nothing to do with acting: mathematics. — Danica McKellar

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Matthew Reilly: When the President asks you to do something,

When the President asks you to do something, you'd be surprised how keen you are to oblige, Syme said. — Matthew Reilly

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Pericles: Time is the wisest counselor of all.

Time is the wisest counselor of all. — Pericles

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Lauren DeStefano: Life is much different from the days when

Life is much different from the days when there were lilies in my mother's garden, and all my secrets fit into a paper cup. — Lauren DeStefano

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni: Even the wisest don't know what's hidden in

Even the wisest don't know what's hidden in the depths of their being — Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Ida Lupino: I cannot tolerate fools - won't have anything

I cannot tolerate fools - won't have anything to do with them. I only want to associate with brilliant people. — Ida Lupino

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By L.J.Smith: Sky and sea, keep harm from me. Earth

Sky and sea, keep harm from me. Earth and fire, bring ... my desire. — L.J.Smith

Facebook Status Funny S Quotes By Claire Danes: I think 'Breaking Bad' is incredible.

I think 'Breaking Bad' is incredible. — Claire Danes