Facebook Status Quotes
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Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Still invulnerable,' He calmly reminded the guy, as if updating his Facebook status.
— Elizabeth Gannon
What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start.
— Carole Nelson Douglas
No reprimand in the mirrorSlow walk to Liberia
Slow dance across the Sahara
Slow unraveling of gray matter — Mellon Black
Night had come and eaten everything.
— Rebecca Ethington
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me.
— Wiz Khalifa
If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".
— Yasmine Surovec
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
— Andy Borowitz
Just because you've read someone's Facebook status doesn't mean you're truly in touch with that person.
— George Wallace
To become a better person, you must focus on good, positive thoughts and what positively connects you to humanity on a deeper level
— Tasha Hoggatt
Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you.
— Jaron Lanier
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say
— Michael Winner
Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near the back. A waitress who clearly ate a water buffalo for breakfast waddles to our table.
— Victoria Scott
Stone gnomes and angels filled the gardens, and it seemed that they were also sleeping, as though a witch had cast a spell on them.
— Lauren DeStefano
Circumstances change everything.
— Jennifer Marie Brissett
So sweetly she bade me adieu, I thought that she bade me return.
— William Shenstone
No man doth safely rule, but he that hath learned gladly to obey.
— Thomas A Kempis
I've had to write a column an hour after I've come back from a funeral. A deadline is a deadline, I mean, that was just what my job was.
— Laurie Notaro
The most likely moment for something incredible to happen to me was the moment I was most certain nothing ever would.
— Jane Pauley
There are moments when one can neither think nor feel, she thought, and if one can neithre feel nor think, where's one?
— Virginia Woolf
Discovering new feelings was one thing. Actually changing your Facebook status? That was real. To
— Katy Regnery
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
— Wiz Khalifa
You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add me on Facebook and change your relationship status,
— L.A. Casey