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Face Off Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

Face Off Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: There was no doubt in my mind that

There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Face Off Funny Quotes By Frankie Boyle: Don't you think its quite weird for Prince

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

Face Off Funny Quotes By Robert Pattinson: My whole head is like I've had a

My whole head is like I've had a face lift. — Robert Pattinson

Face Off Funny Quotes By Chris Elliott: I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. — Chris Elliott

Face Off Funny Quotes By Harlan Coben: Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had

Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had been so sharp just a few years back - funny and cutting and wonderfully ribald. — Harlan Coben

Face Off Funny Quotes By Anthony Horowitz: She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible. — Anthony Horowitz

Face Off Funny Quotes By Nicki Minaj: & I'm all up all up all up

& I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face — Nicki Minaj

Face Off Funny Quotes By Alice Greczyn: It reminds me how funny living in LA

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

Face Off Funny Quotes By Matthew Moy: A pie in the face is funny. Comedy

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold. — Matthew Moy

Face Off Funny Quotes By Lila Felix: She paced back and forth while I rinsed

She paced back and forth while I rinsed and decided to face the music - or the Echo. — Lila Felix

Face Off Funny Quotes By Audrey Hepburn: I have no illusions about my looks. I

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny. — Audrey Hepburn

Face Off Funny Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: I could always get by on a fake

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Face Off Funny Quotes By Jane Austen: I frequently observe that one pretty face would

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

Face Off Funny Quotes By Nora Roberts: My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering

My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day? — Nora Roberts

Face Off Funny Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I changed the face of comedy. I used

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

Face Off Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I knew a girl so ugly, she had

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

Face Off Funny Quotes By Kathleen Bittner Roth: Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

Face Off Funny Quotes By Hugh Antoine D'Arcy: And then I met a woman,now comes the

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

Face Off Funny Quotes By Mira Grant: If you so much as look at her

If you so much as look at her funny, I'll blow your fucking face off. We clear? Good. — Mira Grant

Face Off Funny Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: You know, there are just some things you

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Face Off Funny Quotes By Frances Winkler: I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

Face Off Funny Quotes By Gwenn Wright: Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

Face Off Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare: [Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning. — William Shakespeare

Face Off Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

Face Off Funny Quotes By John Cleese: One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!"

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

Face Off Funny Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: The guy behind the counter scratches his neck.

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. — Jessica Sorensen

Face Off Funny Quotes By Seanan McGuire: I have never wanted to punch a highway

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

Face Off Funny Quotes By Andrew Hussie: An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being

An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face. — Andrew Hussie

Face Off Funny Quotes By Renita D'Silva: You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

Face Off Funny Quotes By Bauvard: Making love to a person in their sleep

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Face Off Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers

Face Off Funny Quotes By Alan King: Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. — Alan King

Face Off Funny Quotes By Noel Fielding: When I was a little kid I wanted

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding

Face Off Funny Quotes By Melissa Grey: If her hormones had a face, she would

If her hormones had a face, she would slap it. — Melissa Grey

Face Off Funny Quotes By Randall Cobb: When I got up I stuck to my

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb