F R I E N D S Birthday Quotes
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F R I E N D S Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
— Steven Wright
If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building.
— Katharine Hepburn
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
— Steven Wright
Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends.
— David Letterman
I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower.
— Gypsy Rose Lee
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
— Jesse Plemons
Most artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party.
— Andrei Codrescu
We were all born on days when too many people died in terrible ways,but you still have to call it a birthday. — Andrea Gibson
I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.
— Amanda Seyfried
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
— Samuel Johnson
But I recently celebrated my thirtieth birthday and became acutely aware of my age, and the passing of time.
— Judith Kinghorn
I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts.
— Queen Latifah
Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter.
— Anne Lamott
The heart has no wrinkles.
— Marie De Rabutin-Chantal, Marquise De Sevigne
The spirit should never grow old.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
A man who views the world the same ...
— Muhammad Ali
Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me!
— D.J. MacHale
I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.
— George Bernard Shaw
If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve.
— Bindi Irwin
A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.
— R. K. Milholland
Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes.
— Anthony Liccione
A Little BirdieTold Me It's
Your Birthday!
So Enjoy Your
Special Day! — Julie McGregor
