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Exes Are Like Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like

I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover's hair. Of course they weren't, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs. — Jarod Kintz

Exes Are Like Quotes By Rea Lidde: How many exes do you have? You're like

How many exes do you have? You're like a fame-whore, female pop star gone wild after she left her sock puppets show for more mature gig. — Rea Lidde

Exes Are Like Quotes By Daria Snadowsky: That's the thing about exes - for eternity

That's the thing about exes - for eternity you feel like rivals in a kind of happiness contest, and losing would be the epitome of tragedy. — Daria Snadowsky

Exes Are Like Quotes By Tim Tharp: Now, thinking back on my exes is like

Now, thinking back on my exes is like looking at a flowerbed on the other side of a window. They're beautiful, but you can't touch them. — Tim Tharp

Exes Are Like Quotes By Taylor Swift: It feels like a perfect night, to dress

It feels like a perfect night, to dress up like hipsters, and make fun of our exes. — Taylor Swift

Exes Are Like Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: She smelled like gardenias. Plus something muskier, gardenias

She smelled like gardenias. Plus something muskier, gardenias with carnal knowledge. — Rainbow Rowell