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Happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired. — George Eliot

The embryo of my second novel, Bobby's Diner, came to life because of my husband's ex-wives. Let's just say, they inspired the writing. — Susan Wingate

I've been accused of being a bit too keen on my football, not least by my three ex-wives. — Sean Bean

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in. — Frank McCourt

The Kathakali Men took off their makeup and went home to beat their wives. Even Kunti, the soft one with breasts. — Anonymous

If President Young wants my wives I will give them to him without a grumble, and he can take them whenever he likes. — Jedediah M. Grant

O men with sisters dear, O men with mothers and wives, It is not linen you 're wearing out, But human creatures' lives! — Thomas Hood

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time. — Sarah Brightman

Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits talking about their wives. — Natasha Leggero

Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be. — May Sarton

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer. — Mignon McLaughlin

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. — Francis Bacon

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today. — Abigail Van Buren

I think that most of my romance comes out in my music. And if you look at my track record of three ex-wives, maybe there's something to that. — David Foster

I have nothing against women. Some of my best wives were women. — Mike Caro

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. — Charlotte Whitton

I laughed my way through The Stepford Wives. — Cathleen McGuigan

Two wives? That exceeds the custom. — Moliere

Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives. — Gwen Cooper

Besides Bob Satterfield, the only ones who ever hurt me were my ex-wives. — Jake LaMotta

For it goes without saying, women with the fluidity of water do not make dormant wives, nor ice for that matter. — Candace Gleave

The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives. — Ronald Perelman

It was the duty of wives to submit to husbands, not of husbands to submit to wives ... men have stronger muscles than women. — Bertrand Russell

He tells old wives' tales much to the point. — Horace

Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him. — David Letterman

LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives. — Ambrose Bierce

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. — Lee Trevino

never had his dad around growing up. Jim spent more hours at the office running LightPulse than he did at home, and his three ex-wives — Ernie Lindsey

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. — John Green

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock 'n' roll and ex-wives. In that order. — Sam Kinison

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters. — Alfred Kinsey

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives. — Jake LaMotta

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women — John Wayne

Our children are not going to be just 'our children' - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren. — Mary Calderone

The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes. — Martin Luther

That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint. — Maryln Schwartz

Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there is at rest; But I mean such wives as are none of the best — Benjamin Franklin

The coyest maids make the fondest wives. — Samuel Richardson

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives. — Jackie Kennedy

I'm on very good terms with all my former wives. — Andre Previn

Best of wives and best of women. — Alexander Hamilton

More men would be treated like kings if they would only treat their wives like queens instead of servants. — Randall Wright

The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out. — Bradley Whitford

Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives? — Bill Maher

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. — John Barrymore

I've had three wives. I've had five weddings. — Edgar Bronfman, Sr.

We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with. — Owen Jones

Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards. — Charles Stuart Calverley

Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country. — Mel Brooks