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Happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired.
— George Eliot
The embryo of my second novel, Bobby's Diner, came to life because of my husband's ex-wives. Let's just say, they inspired the writing.
— Susan Wingate
I've been accused of being a bit too keen on my football, not least by my three ex-wives.
— Sean Bean
I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.
— Frank McCourt
If President Young wants my wives I will give them to him without a grumble, and he can take them whenever he likes.
— Jedediah M. Grant
O men with sisters dear, O men with mothers and wives, It is not linen you 're wearing out, But human creatures' lives!
— Thomas Hood
I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.
— Sarah Brightman
Coming from the Midwest, I didn't know about stand-up as an art. I just thought stand-up comedians were old men in suits talking about their wives.
— Natasha Leggero
Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be.
— May Sarton
I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.
— Jack Redmond
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the answer.
— Mignon McLaughlin
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
— Abigail Van Buren
There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives.
— Charlotte Whitton
I laughed my way through The Stepford Wives.
— Cathleen McGuigan
Two wives? That exceeds the custom.
— Moliere
For it goes without saying, women with the fluidity of water do not make dormant wives, nor ice for that matter.
— Candace Gleave
The reality is that I surround myself with very smart, very strong people - including my ex-wives.
— Ronald Perelman
It was the duty of wives to submit to husbands, not of husbands to submit to wives ... men have stronger muscles than women.
— Bertrand Russell
Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.
— David Letterman
LEAD, n. A heavy blue-gray metal much used in giving stability to light lovers - particularly to those who love not wisely but other men's wives.
— Ambrose Bierce
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
— Lee Trevino
never had his dad around growing up. Jim spent more hours at the office running LightPulse than he did at home, and his three ex-wives
— Ernie Lindsey
Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.
— John Green
Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.
— Aditi Mathur Kumar
In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives.
— Jake LaMotta
I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women
— John Wayne
Our children are not going to be just 'our children' - they are going to be other people's husbands and wives and the parents of our grandchildren.
— Mary Calderone
The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes.
— Martin Luther
That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint.
— Maryln Schwartz
Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there is at rest; But I mean such wives as are none of the best
— Benjamin Franklin
The coyest maids make the fondest wives.
— Samuel Richardson
I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.
— Jackie Kennedy
I'm on very good terms with all my former wives.
— Andre Previn
Best of wives and best of women.
— Alexander Hamilton
More men would be treated like kings if they would only treat their wives like queens instead of servants.
— Randall Wright
The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out.
— Bradley Whitford
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
— Bill Maher
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
— John Barrymore
I've had three wives. I've had five weddings.
— Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
We bar girls don't cheat on wives, we are just the rope that cheating husbands hang themselves with.
— Owen Jones
Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.
— Charles Stuart Calverley
