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Ex Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings

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If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote. — Stefan Molyneux

Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again. — Miranda Lambert

I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend. — Randal Kleiser

I could help you," I said. "Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend. — Janet Evanovich

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

I was seventeen all over again, falling into intrigue with the boy who was an exquisite contradiction. — Blakney Francis

When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver

I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark. — Penelope Douglas

I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer. — Jarod Kintz

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back. — Karina Halle

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend. — Amy Sedaris

I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation. — Jessica Alba

They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast. — Sari Botton

I was thinking it was worth the risk if it meant forever with my faery girlfriend. — Melissa Marr

There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you). — Nakia R. Laushaul

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success. — Andre Bramble

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. — Rick Riordan

As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive. — Timothy Ferriss

I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too. — Brittany Murphy

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. — Harry Styles

It would be a bit awkward to be with a girlfriend who didn't love what you do. — Ashton Irwin

There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend. — Jay Crownover

Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore. — Jay Crownover

More than one of my girlfriends tried to kill me a few times. — John McAfee

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. — Jerry Lawler

My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral. — Timothy C. Ward

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend. — Abbi Glines

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? — Anthony Jeselnik

I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down. — Jennifer Echols

Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis. — Boris Becker

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. — James Norton

I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! — Austin Butler

On the basis of being a woman, by playing an alien, I avoid playing someone's girlfriend here on Earth because that's a bit of a canker sore. — Zoe Saldana

All my life there's always been an ex-wife or a girlfriend. — Ronnie Wood

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend. — Demetri Martin

My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored. — Neil Strauss

Every time I thought to, I wrote about you. — Crystal Woods

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Aristotle.

Our lives were now worlds apart, separated by time, circumstance, and the unbridgeable chasm of money. — Travis Luedke

I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia. — Demian Bichir

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. — Courtney Allison Moulton

I got caught kissing my dad's ex-girlfriend - at his wedding! — Lee Ryan

When I was growing up, I said to my ex-girlfriend, 'I will not be successful until everyone in Holland knows my name.' And it worked. — Afrojack

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. — Dana Gould

When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend — Jay Leno

I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer ... but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik

I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him. — Emo Philips

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet ... oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool. — Anthony Jeselnik

I'm not known for having great relationships with ex-girlfriends, but I've been able to continue one with (Gwyneth Paltrow) that's really valuable. — Ben Affleck

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park ) — Rainbow Rowell

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

Wouldn't it be a waste to not try and stay with the one I liked? — Cara McKenna

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint. — James Floyd

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain

Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner. — Linda Morris

You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky. — Tony Sakalauskas

Your boss takes a dim view of SEX? — Vincent H. O'Neil

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. — Bo Burnham

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. — Dov Davidoff

You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry) — Megan Applegate

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback. — Zack Ryder

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn't need therapy. — Larry David

My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. — Val Kilmer

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. — Frank Black

Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better. — Derek Sivers

And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day. — Mark Zero

Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing — David Lee Roth

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet

Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade

If I got a girlfriend, I'd feed her playfully all of the time. — Niall Horan