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Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: What's a book boyfriend and how do I

What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Diana Peterfreund: I really wish your boyfriend would stay out

I really wish your boyfriend would stay out of my love life."
"Funny. I bet Felicity wishes her boyfriend would stay out of it, too. — Diana Peterfreund

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Christine Teigen: Food is really important to me.

Food is really important to me. — Christine Teigen

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By M.D. Saperstein: I pull out my e-reader and get back

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: You should get a better boyfriend. One with

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Tony Robbins: You are as strong as you think you

You are as strong as you think you are, you can achieve things you think you can achieve, its all in your head — Tony Robbins

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Michele Jennae: With wine ideas flow, without ideas wine flows.

With wine ideas flow, without ideas wine flows. — Michele Jennae

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Cate Rowan: I can't believe I'm being coerced by a

I can't believe I'm being coerced by a bird. — Cate Rowan

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Noam Chomsky: Within the reigning social order, the general public

Within the reigning social order, the general public must remain an object of manipulation, not a participant in thought, debate, and decision. — Noam Chomsky

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend? — Russell Brand

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver: If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Joe Torre: I have great confidence in Rick Caruso's unique

I have great confidence in Rick Caruso's unique qualifications and his ability to lead a successful bid for the Los Angeles Dodgers. — Joe Torre

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Gilbert K. Chesterton: It is a mathematical fact that if a

It is a mathematical fact that if a line be not perfectly directed towards a point, it will actually go further away from it as it comes nearer to it. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the

Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning. — Rick Riordan

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Kylie Scott: I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. — Kylie Scott

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Lucy Liu: Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Tom Scharpling: The funny thing is just the collision of

The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not. — Tom Scharpling

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: So does that mean if you won't fuck

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: I know what you want. And I know

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. — Eugene Ormandy

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Samuel Johnson: Every state of society is as luxurious as

Every state of society is as luxurious as it can be. Men always take the best they can get. — Samuel Johnson

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Beth Garrod: Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Libba Bray: You set fire to my house, killed my

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray

Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes By Jesseca Wheaton: One person can do quite a lot." ~

One person can do quite a lot." ~ Kevin — Jesseca Wheaton