Evolution Humor Quotes
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
— Mark Twain
The fact that mammalian crying serves as a cue for maternal support, rather than as a dinner bell, is a major evolutionary difference.
— Matthew D. Lieberman
Achieving gender equality requires the engagement of women and men, girls and boys. It is everyone's responsibility.
— Ban Ki-moon
A God made by man undoubtedly has need of man to make himself known to man.
— Percy Bysshe Shelley
Man is a clothed animal; almost.
— Ahmed Mostafa
Which is to say, boys, that I saw our struggles and dreams all tangled up in the same failure, and that failure was called joy.
— Roberto Bolano
His drawl was so smooth, so velvet soft, as it wrapped around me. I just wanted him to whisper things to me in the dark forever.
— Jay Crownover
Man is the only animal on earth intelligent enough to invent God and foolish enough to believe in Him.
— Manoj Vaz
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'
— Marc Maron
I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.
— Criss Jami
No wonder these people don't believe in evolution. It obviously hasn't worked in their favor.
— Jeri Smith-Ready
Isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor?
— Bill Watterson
Any good director, and I've worked with a few that I would call very good, they know how to disarm any anxieties very quickly.
— Carmen Ejogo
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
— Raheel Farooq
I was pretty tough and serious in my 20s.
— Britta Phillips
A little bit of skin + attention to silhouette + an attitude + a vintage piece or two + a decent price tag = Hello, Nasty Gal.
— Sophia Amoruso
The real nature of our predicament is completely opaque to us.
— Terence McKenna
Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.
— James D. Carswell
A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys.
— Jacob M. Appel
If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."
— Mitch Hedberg
... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
As an anonymous wit is supposed to have put it: Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas which, given enough time, changes into people.
— David Christian
Lessen the quantity of unnecessary thoughts and allow more space for the energy of love to flow within you.
— Mata Amritanandamayi
All cows were like other cows, all tigers like all other tigers - What on earth happened to human beings?
— Harry Mulisch
Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw
— Robert A. Heinlein
Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
— H.L. Mencken
A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution.
— Anthony Marra
Perception is less of a recording system and more of a protection system against external stimuli.
— Sigmund Freud
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
— Steven Wright