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Evil Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You see a wile, you thwart. Am I

You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right? — Terry Pratchett

Evil Funny Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: The sooner the jihadis go up to their

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Evil Funny Quotes By Josh Billings: Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job.

Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job. — Josh Billings

Evil Funny Quotes By Voltaire: Is politics nothing other than the art of

Is politics nothing other than the art of deliberately lying? — Voltaire

Evil Funny Quotes By Deb Caletti: I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. — Deb Caletti

Evil Funny Quotes By Tina Brown: Owning news makes you important; it gives you

Owning news makes you important; it gives you a seat at the table. — Tina Brown

Evil Funny Quotes By Anna Kournikova: The world believes all blondes are stupid and

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree. — Anna Kournikova

Evil Funny Quotes By W.C. Fields: Yes I do like children ... Girl children

Yes I do like children ... Girl children ... about eighteen or twenty. — W.C. Fields

Evil Funny Quotes By Denis Leary: Everyone should have an evil secret plan ...

Everyone should have an evil secret plan ... — Denis Leary

Evil Funny Quotes By J.C. Spencer: That's funny! Where I come from, good triumphs

That's funny! Where I come from, good triumphs over evil, you old hag! — J.C. Spencer

Evil Funny Quotes By William Cowper: Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too.

Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too. — William Cowper

Evil Funny Quotes By Danny Gokey: Replace fear of the unknown with curiosity.

Replace fear of the unknown with curiosity. — Danny Gokey

Evil Funny Quotes By Margaret Deland: It is curious how fatal it is, either

It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny. — Margaret Deland

Evil Funny Quotes By Douglas Adams: Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh. — Douglas Adams

Evil Funny Quotes By Sophie Villalobos: Goodness is funny because it draws you to

Goodness is funny because it draws you to it while curiously possessing you with the untrammelled desire to turn it into something bad. — Sophie Villalobos

Evil Funny Quotes By Wendy Higgins: Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones.

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

Evil Funny Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then,

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Evil Funny Quotes By Nicolas Chamfort: We must start human society from scratch; as

We must start human society from scratch; as Francis Bacon said, we must recreate human understanding. — Nicolas Chamfort

Evil Funny Quotes By Fakeer Ishavardas: My condolences, you're still alive.

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Evil Funny Quotes By Zaha Hadid: There are so many great galleries and museums

There are so many great galleries and museums in London, but they can be very crowded during the day. — Zaha Hadid

Evil Funny Quotes By Allison Tolman: I tend to play nurses and waitresses and

I tend to play nurses and waitresses and policewomen. — Allison Tolman

Evil Funny Quotes By Larissa Ione: The problem with having evil minions is that

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid. — Larissa Ione

Evil Funny Quotes By Jasper Fforde: The only way to write is to write.

The only way to write is to write. Writers write. And when they've written, they write some more. — Jasper Fforde

Evil Funny Quotes By Ethan Day: You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day

Evil Funny Quotes By Ellen Hopkins: Whatever has happened in someone's past, the future

Whatever has happened in someone's past, the future is theirs to shape. The first step is to find a way out. — Ellen Hopkins

Evil Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: There's more evil in the charts than an

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey

Evil Funny Quotes By Jay Woodman: Let's follow our curiosity & our joy.

Let's follow our curiosity & our joy. — Jay Woodman

Evil Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: Pretty much all women who wear pantsuits are

Pretty much all women who wear pantsuits are evil.
Kat's head tipped to the side. Okay. I do have to agree with that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Evil Funny Quotes By Molly Harper: Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're

Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. — Molly Harper

Evil Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: There are two types of genius; one which

There are two types of genius; one which above all begets and wants to beget, and another which prefers being fertilized and giving birth. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Evil Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade:

An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers. — Ilona Andrews