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You see a wile, you thwart. Am I right? — Terry Pratchett

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Suicide is cheating the doctor out of job. — Josh Billings

Is politics nothing other than the art of deliberately lying? — Voltaire

I've never met a popcorn ball I didn't like. — Deb Caletti

Owning news makes you important; it gives you a seat at the table. — Tina Brown

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree. — Anna Kournikova

Yes I do like children ... Girl children ... about eighteen or twenty. — W.C. Fields

Everyone should have an evil secret plan ... — Denis Leary

That's funny! Where I come from, good triumphs over evil, you old hag! — J.C. Spencer

Who loves a garden loves a greenhouse too. — William Cowper

Replace fear of the unknown with curiosity. — Danny Gokey

It is curious how fatal it is, either to a situation or to an individual, or even to a name, if in an evil moment it becomes funny. — Margaret Deland

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh. — Douglas Adams

Goodness is funny because it draws you to it while curiously possessing you with the untrammelled desire to turn it into something bad. — Sophie Villalobos

Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. — Wendy Higgins

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are. — Fakeer Ishavardas

We must start human society from scratch; as Francis Bacon said, we must recreate human understanding. — Nicolas Chamfort

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

There are so many great galleries and museums in London, but they can be very crowded during the day. — Zaha Hadid

I tend to play nurses and waitresses and policewomen. — Allison Tolman

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid. — Larissa Ione

The only way to write is to write. Writers write. And when they've written, they write some more. — Jasper Fforde

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed. — Ethan Day

Whatever has happened in someone's past, the future is theirs to shape. The first step is to find a way out. — Ellen Hopkins

There's more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box. — Bill Bailey

Let's follow our curiosity & our joy. — Jay Woodman

Pretty much all women who wear pantsuits are evil.
Kat's head tipped to the side. Okay. I do have to agree with that. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. — Molly Harper

There are two types of genius; one which above all begets and wants to beget, and another which prefers being fertilized and giving birth. — Friedrich Nietzsche

An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers. — Ilona Andrews