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There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.
— J. Michael Straczynski
I can resist everything except temptation.
— Oscar Wilde
It's funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends.
— Behdad Sami
You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.
— Daniel Tosh
His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.
— Andrew Sturm
It' so funny how small moments can ruin everything.
— Robyn Schneider
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.
— Louis C.K.
In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it's folded.
— Billy Connolly
Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real.
— Laura Prepon
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.
— David Javerbaum
I'm all about that money, dress like everyday sunny, rolling weed like a Marley, smile like everything funny.
— Wiz Khalifa
I hit Ali with everything and he said 'is that all you got' and I said 'yeah, that's pretty much it.'
— George Foreman
Um i'm happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,' Paris muttered.
— Gena Showalter
You're going to be trouble, aren't you?""Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward
How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes ... dies.
— George Carlin
The girl may have been tiny, but everything about her said, I'm not scared of you, so piss off.
— Christine Manzari
It's funny the more technological advanced everything gets, the more like acting in your bedroom when you're a kid it is.
— Michael Sheen
Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different?
— C.S. Lewis
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.
— Isaac Marion
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
— Moon Unit Zappa
Once you let go of your morals, everything becomes funny
— David Hayden
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny color.
— George Best
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
— Alexander Woollcott
You have to know where the funny is, and if you know where the funny is, you know everything.
— Sheila Heti
Son, women are easy. They simply want everything. It's not difficult.
— Penelope Douglas
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
— Damon Hill
Not everything's funny, Mother.""No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.
— Jamie Farrell
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
— Adam Carolla
I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell?
— Andy Warhol
Everything is funny from some angle, I assure you it is. It's just a matter of where you're standing.
— Charlie Fletcher
The strongest should come first in comedy because once a character is really established as funny everything he does is funny.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.
— Lewis Carroll
Everything's funny for God's sake. Everything.
— Gloria Estefan
Take them off!" I told him, grabbing the front of his jeans. "Take everything off!""I'm trying!"
"Try harder! — Karen Chance
Being funny is everything to me.
— Allison Jones
And all I know is, you've got to give me everything. Nothing less 'cause, you know I give you all of me.
— Gwen Stefani
I remember love. It's what I have to keep on reminding myself. It's funny how you can forget everything except people loving you.
— Melina Marchetta
There was this funny thing of anything could happen now that we realized everything had.
— Raymond Carver
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
— Henny Youngman
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else"
— Billy Connolly
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
— James Patterson
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small, and the fears that once controlled me can't get to me at all.
— Idina Menzel
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
— Alan Perlis
I no longer believe that just about everything is funny, if viewed from the proper angle.
— Tom Perrotta
People tell me I'm funny. I say looks aren't everything.
— William Sewell
He'd done it like he did everything else - with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.
— Kaylea Cross
Everything that glitters more than gold is not gold.
— Raheel Farooq
Irish Alzheimer's: you forget everything except the grudges
— Judy Collins
It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
— Seanan McGuire
Don't believe everything you read on the Internet.
— Abraham Lincoln
I never lie. I believe everything I say, so it's not a lie.
— Mark Wahlberg
T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself.
— Amanda Carpenter
Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.
— Alanis Morissette
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour
— Thomas Jefferson
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.
— Craig Ferguson
Funny how God offers you everything you've asked for, only to force you to turn it away.
— Sunjeev Sahota
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
— George Burns
Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.
— Criss Jami
Everything's better with a kabob
— Erin A. Walsh
You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is paying attention.
— Cassandra Clare
In the field, one quickly learns that everything that was funny at age ten is funny all over again.
— Neil Strauss
A lot of the things I say I'm just trying to be funny ... I don't really mean everything I say, because I'm not totally that airhead.
— Paris Hilton
Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.
— Maureen Johnson
Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding.
— Meghan Lamb
everything is negotiable. everything.
— Kay M. Rutherford
I don't know which is worse," Cassidy mused, "when people laugh at things that aren't funny, or when they don't laugh at things that are.
— Robyn Schneider
Everything in English sounded funny.
— Richard House
Heya, Arlene. What's shakin'?" Cotton greeted."Don't shift some of this weight, everything," Arlene replied. — Kristen Ashley
