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I've always written very tightly, and there's a good reason for that. There's no point in using words that you're not going to apply. — Theodore Sturgeon

I stabbed a piece of broccoli like it owed me money. — C.J. Roberts

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole." — Robin Williams

I appeal to people all across the political spectrum. — Paul Broun

It may not seem funny now, because it's happening to us, but centuries from this moment, people will laugh in wonder. — Matt Taibbi

A Tolet ad: "Two beds boys available". I wonder which one is Tolet? — Santosh Avvannavar

If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK. — John Pinette

Your welcome means more to me, Ivy Alisha Tamwood, than a thousand souls. Watching Rachel work is a wonder of one catastrophe after another. — Kim Harrison

To the confusion of our enemies. — J. Robert Oppenheimer

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? — Steven Wright

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. — Stevie Wonder

You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning. — Jon Stewart

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back. — Robert Pattinson

We live in a world where terrorism has a more familiar meaning than peace. — Keely Barton

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

Nothing so lowers a lover in a virile maiden's estimation, than for him to be 'whipped' in a personal encounter with a rival. — Arthur Desmond

Don't let fear outweigh what you feel. — Samantha Leahy

Sometimes I wonder how many others you're texting while you're texting me. — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The "allies" of today would be the bureaucrats of tomorrow ... — Albert Meltzer

Sexuality and femininity is an accumulation of age and wisdom and comfort in your own skin. — Reese Witherspoon

No wonder these people don't believe in evolution. It obviously hasn't worked in their favor. — Jeri Smith-Ready

The eternal conflict of good and the best with bad and the worst is on. — Melvil Dewey

Gratitude is where every positive attitude starts. — Michael Hyatt

So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny. — Eva Longoria

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet. — Doug Stanhope

I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping? — Ellen DeGeneres

My God, no wonder people like being tied up. — Cherise Sinclair

Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his pants, who is? — Jodi Lynn Anderson

The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere? — Jack Vance

Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. — Charles Ghigna

Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree. — G.K. Chesterton

Discord need not be an impediment. Differences can bring strength. — Libba Bray

Did anyone wonder if someone hit his head for him? — K.J. Charles

Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away! — Gloria Estefan

You don't write what you know, or you would write one thing. I never understood that. You write what you want to find out. — Nora Roberts

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? — Don Rickles

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those
big, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles

Yes, I handed in my notice. Yes, I know Mum and Dad are not too happy about it. Yes, yes, yes to whatever it is you're going to throw at me. — Jojo Moyes

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about? — Gracie Allen