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But you know, sometimes not getting what you want is getting exactly what you need. — Stephanie Evanovich

Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie — Janet Evanovich

She already knew she would never build up an adequate immunity to his dimples. — Stephanie Evanovich

[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton.
[Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit loose in Trenton. — Janet Evanovich

Stephanie Plum, psycho bait. — Janet Evanovich

Stephanie Plum,"I almost never shoot anyone. — Janet Evanovich

I had dinner at your parents' house three days ago and once a week is my limit. Joe to Stephanie. — Janet Evanovich

I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? — Janet Evanovich

It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too. — Janet Evanovich

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life? — Janet Evanovich

Were really screwed up, aren't we?"
"In a very large way. — Janet Evanovich

My sex life is okay."
"Yeah," Morelli said. "But sometimes it's fun to have a partner. — Janet Evanovich

I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? — Janet Evanovich

You can run, but you can't hide, Cupcake." Morelli said. "I'll find you."
"You are such a cop."
"Tell me about it. — Janet Evanovich

Honey, Half the women in NJ have sold him their cannolli -Conie to Stephanie about Joe Morelli (One for the money) — Janet Evanovich

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. — Janet Evanovich

It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful. — Janet Evanovich

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger.
"Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked. — Janet Evanovich

You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?" ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! — Janet Evanovich

Bitch, this is a gun... — Janet Evanovich

She hadn't been touched by anyone in almost two years. Now Zeus was climbing all over her like she was Mount Olympus. — Stephanie Evanovich

If you work the program, the program works, Amanda. You know that." "You — Stephanie Evanovich

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. — Janet Evanovich

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk.
Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

Exercise improves your sex life.
Ranger to Stephanie — Janet Evanovich

I rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head I saw myself Thinking- Stephanie Plum High Five — Janet Evanovich

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons"
Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones — Janet Evanovich

See it, identify it, and deal with it. — Stephanie Evanovich

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different.
Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this. - Morelli — Janet Evanovich

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect
Stephanie — Janet Evanovich

Amanda, whether you know it or not, I'm all the security you'll ever need. I would never let anyone harm a single hair on your head. — Stephanie Evanovich

I have bad car juju."
-Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

You're a magnet for mess. I've never seen anything like it.
Lula to Stephanie — Janet Evanovich

I almost never shoot people. — Janet Evanovich

she wasn't the type to give a thought to what — Stephanie Evanovich

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

If you're willing to roll with the punches, you find you get punched less. — Stephanie Evanovich

All my adult life I've hidden behind mascara. And if I'm really insecure, I add eyeliner. (Stephanie, Chapter 10) — Janet Evanovich

Remember, so swashing anyone into the trunk of your car!"
"Sure," Lula said, "I know that — Janet Evanovich

I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman. -Ranger to Stephanie — Janet Evanovich

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator.
Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

You know, the best waves to ride come from the roughest seas. Risk it. — Stephanie Evanovich

One minute I was having a day like any other , and then Whack an this guy didn't have no head Lula Finger Lickin 15 — Janet Evanovich

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. — Janet Evanovich