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Epic Failure Quotes & Sayings

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I will greet you with a mouth full of barbed wire until you learn to stop coming after me with your hands. — Trista Mateer

My greatest fear is not your failure, but your success. — Howard G. Hendricks

I'm not envious of many things in the world, but I wish I would have come up with that maneuver That is a perfect way to finish off an opponent. — William Regal

Ive learned from dieting and not dieting that literally the thing that works best for me is that if I think of it, I better go ahead and have it. — Lisa Loeb

Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores. — Lois Greiman

Art and order, the relatives that refuse to relate. — Elfriede Jelinek

Foodies intimidate and terrify me. But when I imagine what a life based around a truffle-oil obsession must be like, I laugh. So dumb. — Grace Helbig

Someone who knows she is beautiful, who is always told that she is beautiful, but who, deep down, does not feel very beautiful. — Hilary Thayer Hamann

For my life, I confess to you, feels to me today somewhat narrow and circumscribed. — Kenneth Grahame

In physics: It's called simultaneity. In music: rhythm. In your life: epic failure. — Laura Dave

I'm just not going to spend a lot of political capital solving some other guy's problem in 2010. — David Stockman

F. An F? She gulped air. An F! Failure. Failurino. Failurocity. Failtacular. Failpendous. Epic ... fail. — Olivia Cunning

Being born into the world is the greatest crapshoot there is. — Katie McGarry