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Enlisted Funny Quotes By Sheryl Crow: I've been really, really blessed. I got to

I've been really, really blessed. I got to perform on stage with Bob Dylan. I've gotten to sing with Mick Jagger. — Sheryl Crow

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Donald Ray Pollock: I'd always been a big reader, and I

I'd always been a big reader, and I loved books, and I always thought writing would be a great way to get by in the world. — Donald Ray Pollock

Enlisted Funny Quotes By William Manchester: As she sallied forth from her boudoir, you

As she sallied forth from her boudoir, you would never have guessed how quickly she could strip for action. — William Manchester

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Bill Maher: I think capital punishment works great. Every killer

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. — Bill Maher

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Shayla Black: If you waited twenty-six years to have sex,

If you waited twenty-six years to have sex, you're probably not going to copulate with a stranger. — Shayla Black

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Gabrielle Zevin: In a way, publishing in 2005 was similar

In a way, publishing in 2005 was similar to publishing in 1950. Nobody kept blogs; that was still optional. I didn't even have a website then. — Gabrielle Zevin

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Robert Farrar Capon: The wickedness of the church can be one

The wickedness of the church can be one thing and one only: turning the Good News of Jesus into the bad news of religion. — Robert Farrar Capon

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Joy Behar: Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know.

Monogamy is monotonous, but it's safe you know. And that's my philosophy. And I like to convey that to people. — Joy Behar

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Lauren Oliver: And when it started to get dark you

And when it started to get dark you pointed to the sky, and told me there was a star for every thing you loved about me. — Lauren Oliver

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Nick Love: I don't want to die with regrets. I

I don't want to die with regrets. I like living and experiencing and feeling the whole lot. — Nick Love

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Mira Gonzalez: I feel comfortable tweeting things that I would

I feel comfortable tweeting things that I would never feel comfortable saying in a real life conversation, or even in other places on the internet. — Mira Gonzalez

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Arthur Eddington: Don't believe the results of experiments until they're

Don't believe the results of experiments until they're confirmed by theory. — Arthur Eddington

Enlisted Funny Quotes By Heraclitus: Opposition brings concord. Out of discord comes the

Opposition brings concord. Out of discord comes the fairest harmony. — Heraclitus