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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.
— Michael Caine
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
— Doug Stanhope
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.
— Kaje Harper
It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog.
— Milton Jones
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
— Joan Rivers
Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
— Adam Carolla
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
— Doug Stanhope
EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to find my eyes growing moist.
— Terry Teachout
It's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy.
— Judd Apatow
I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.
— Craig Ferguson
Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes.
— Waylon H. Lewis
Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others
— Yana Toboso
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.
— Gaspar Noe