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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny. — Michael Caine

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. — Ashleigh Brilliant

I'd die for your sins, but I'd probably enjoy them first — Josh Stern

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. — Julia Child

I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess. — Paul Feig

Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. — Louis C.K.

You've been all black and white, like Kansas. It's time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors. — Kaje Harper

It's difficult isn't it, when you're in a Mosque and everyone's praying and you really enjoy leapfrog. — Milton Jones

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. — Joan Rivers

Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?"
"Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets. — Robin Benway

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment. — Marc Maron

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. — Robert Crais

Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it. — Adam Carolla

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet. — Doug Stanhope

EXTREMELY FUNNY! A SUPER-VIRTUOSO! I expected to enjoy 'The Two and Only,' but I didn't expect to be touched, much less to find my eyes growing moist. — Terry Teachout

I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny. — Nora Dunn

It's funny when people debate about music, because they get so passionate about what they enjoy. — Judd Apatow

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't. — Craig Ferguson

Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes. — Waylon H. Lewis

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso

I really enjoy Martin Sheen - he is very unexpectedly funny, very quick. — Noureen DeWulf

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do his stand-up routine. — Megyn Kelly

The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review. — Gaspar Noe

I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. — Heath Ledger

People think I am funny all the time. But I am not. I am serious, too. Also, I enjoy serious, dramatic films. — Kapil Sharma