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So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

Love is the ability to make the invisible visible and the desire always to feel the invisible in one's midst. — Orhan Pamuk

My parents were from New England. It's very funny, but when I grew up, you always had to say, 'Yes, ma'am' and 'Yes, sir.' — Cy Twombly

Where, like Arion on the dolphin's back, I saw him hold acquaintance with the waves so long as I could see. — William Shakespeare

The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding — Ian Chappell

I'm an old man of 73, and I've been around a long time. If I don't know something by now, I probably never will. — John Sununu

When I announced my party, Tehreek-e-Insaf (Movement for Justice) on 25 April 1996, I had lost all fear of dying. — Imran Khan

It was funny, Richard Sharpe thought, that there were no vultures in England. — Bernard Cornwell

My sister is a woman of mean understanding," explained Lady Maccon apologetically.
"And what are you?" asked Sedheag.
"Oh, I am simply mean. — Gail Carriger

We never see the signs we don't want to see. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Whenever I go overseas I buy funny eyelashes. For example the same brand that are in Japan and England are different styles. So I bought both. — Park Bom

One day instead the old woman said kind words to her and gave her an awning on a stick to keep rain off (there has been much rain in purgatorium) — Ali Smith

Offering to help me implies I'm in distress. I'm not currently. — Myra McEntire

Joy asks "What if God?" and declares "But if not! — Margaret Feinberg

Some people in England only have their wheelie bins collected once a fortnight. Their suffering is unimaginable. — Russell Howard

Now my only income is a few royalty cheques from my books. — Bobby Fischer

You're a gorgeous siren who could lure anybody into your arms. But I must go before I deliciously fall under your spell. — Rebekkah Ford

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong

Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride. — Jonathan Swift

Capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his own bootstraps. — Vladimir Lenin

The more someone assures you that everything is okay, the more you can be assured that it's not. — Richard Paul Evans