Emo Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Emo

Emo Quotes & Sayings

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Santa Fe is fun to visit, but property there will cost you an arm and a dillo. — Emo Philips

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas. — Emo Philips

I picked up a hitch hiker. You've got to when you hit them. — Emo Philips

I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips

I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ. — Emo Philips

I remember only images, snapshots burned into me, bleeding into each other until I no longer knew the order in which they had happen. — Laure Eve

People come up to me ... concerned ... that I'll reproduce. — Emo Philips

Ambiguity - the Devil's volleyball. — Emo Philips

It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or literally like my wife's cat. — Emo Philips

Even the worst comic is at least somewhat entertaining, if only in a pathological way, for five minutes. — Emo Philips

Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do judge him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes. — Emo Philips

Why can't love be a fairy tale? — Amy Davis

I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him. — Emo Philips

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips

I'd been labelled a goth, an emo, a druggie, a loser, and my personal favorite only because it showed just how ignorant people were: a freak. — Nicole Williams

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul. — John Green

Creative"
"Dangerously emo. — Maggie Stiefvater

Her love was trembling in laughter on her lips. — Oscar Wilde

Not that I love thy children, whose dull eyes see nothing save their own unlovely woe, Whose minds know nothing, nothing care to know ... — Oscar Wilde

Life is but a dream for the dead. — Gerard Way

I don't have to tell you folks about scuba diving. So, that'll save some time. — Emo Philips

The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy. — Emo Philips

Sometimes my mother goes through my socks and underwear. I wouldn't mind, but it tickles so much! — Emo Philips

You know what I hate the most? People that imitate owls. — Emo Philips

I'm not as good a swimmer as I used to be - thanks to evolution. — Emo Philips

He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. — Emo Philips

One man's pet-stained carpet is another man's Twister game. — Emo Philips

The Scots are a very tough people. They have drive-by headbuttings. In Glasgow a sweatband is considered a silencer. — Emo Philips

I'm not a Republican ... but I am saving up to be one. — Emo Philips

The American government is making nuclear weapons like there's no tomorrow. — Emo Philips

Behind this smile in my face
Lies the dark shadow of emptiness
Hiding from your eyes within my gaze
Concealed with sham happiness. — Alexia Chase

Cell phones are like a dog's nipples ... you don't have to shout into them! — Emo Philips

Emo always meant emotional. Any kind of art or music should be emotional. If its not, than it's pretty much just a jingle selling bleach or pizza. — Frank Iero

Unicorns are real and emo is imaginary. — Mikey Way

You know what I hate? Indian givers ... no, I take that back. — Emo Philips

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. — Emo Philips

Every night my wife used to give me a foot massage. And my face would smell weird afterwards, but ... — Emo Philips

Some mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps. — Emo Philips

Emo is over, you can all go home now — Pete Wentz

Don't get all gothic and emo on me now. - Tory — Matthew Leeth

You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi! — Emo Philips

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. — Emo Philips

Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand. — Emo Philips

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers ... damn anthropologists. — Emo Philips

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence ... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips

I learned about sex the hard way ... from books. — Emo Philips

I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out. — Emo Philips

Ambiguity is the devil's volleyball. — Emo Philips

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?' — Emo Philips

My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental appointment. — Emo Philips

I always wanted a beautiful loving wife and she always wanted to be a citizen. — Emo Philips

I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad. — Emo Philips

England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'. — Emo Philips

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code. — Emo Philips

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet. — Emo Philips

If I'm too old to be Emo, how do you account for the very Emo and very old Edgar Allan Poe? Checkmate! — John Green

What do you do when the alienating silence deafens your 'bootless cries'? — Solange Nicole

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this. — Emo Philips

Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me. — Emo Philips

I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. — Emo Philips

Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster. — A.G. Howard

I'm learning Cuban. It's like Spanish, but with fewer words for luxury items. — Emo Philips

Yeah. I like Chopin. I feel like Chopin is 'emo.' Do you like Chopin? — Tao Lin

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow. — Emo Philips

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' — Emo Philips

A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it. — Emo Philips

When I was a kid, my nickname was Mr. Baseball. Because of the stitches. — Emo Philips

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. — Emo Philips

I'm sure there are people who say like, "I was wearing weird emo eyeliner," but there's something pretty embarrassing about the jazz phase. — Nick Kroll

I've always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible. — Emo Philips

I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult. — Emo Philips

I love Florida. I love the beach. I love the sound of the crashing surfers against the rocks. — Emo Philips

I used to think the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized who was telling me that.
- Emo Phillips — Stella Atrium

So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black t-shirts? — Gerard Way

I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor. — Jim Gaffigan

I think the whole concept of monotheism is a gift from the gods. — Emo Philips

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them. — Emo Philips

My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear. — Emo Philips

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something. — Emo Philips

The other day a woman came up to me and said, Didn't I see you on television? I said, I don't know. You can't see out the other way. — Emo Philips

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks. — Emo Philips

I've always had a special place in my heart for old women digging through garbage bins. They saved my life so many times as a baby. — Emo Philips

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair. — Emo Philips

Because we allow handguns. When you know someone in the crowd might be packing a rod, it can't help but rush your timing. — Emo Philips

So many nights I cried myself to sleep. Now that you love me, I love myself. I never thought I would say this. I never thought there'd be you. — Amy Lee

Writer's block is a myth. I never see the gardeners suffering from gardening block. — Emo Philips

The nicest present I ever got was an exploding suppository. — Emo Philips

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil. — Emo Philips

I keep thinking about blood, I dream about it. Wake up thinking about it. Pretty soon I'll be writing morbid emo poetry about it. — Cassandra Clare

Tick Tock, The sun fell down; Ding Dong the moon took a peek, Ring Ding, It's Harmonizing my Insanity — Whitney Smith

They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers. — Emo Philips

I've been wrestling with reality for most of my life. I'm pleased to say I've won. — Emo Philips

They call me Good Time Emo. Because I love a good time! And my name is Emo. — Emo Philips

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often. — Emo Philips

I'm a great lover, I'll bet. — Emo Philips

Every time I see Dan Quayle I feel like buying a vowel. — Emo Philips