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Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Elvis Presley: Folks always look good in their coffins.

Folks always look good in their coffins. — Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Elvis Presley: [It's] funny how things have a way of

[It's] funny how things have a way of looking so much brighter in the daytime. — Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By C.D. Reiss: I wasn't entitled to pray for God to

I wasn't entitled to pray for God to do his job, because it wasn't his job to make things easy for me. — C.D. Reiss

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Shia Labeouf: There's only so far you can take a

There's only so far you can take a relationship before you got to get into things that are too serious or over the top. — Shia Labeouf

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Lindsey Rietzsch: Forget about what you might have lost but

Forget about what you might have lost but instead focus on what you have room to gain. — Lindsey Rietzsch

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Mike Bibby: I just tried to make things happen, whether

I just tried to make things happen, whether it was (my) shots or getting shots for other people. — Mike Bibby

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: I have been blessed with luck, talent and

I have been blessed with luck, talent and opportunities, now it is my duty to add the hardworking element. — M.F. Moonzajer

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Marion Marechal-Le Pen: If the elites listened, they would understand why

If the elites listened, they would understand why French young people like me are joining our ranks. — Marion Marechal-Le Pen

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Mr. T: I made a little money. And like the

I made a little money. And like the Bible says, I was enjoying the fruits of my labor. This is my comeback. This is me doing what I love to do. — Mr. T

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Malcolm X: A man without any history is like a

A man without any history is like a tree without roots — Malcolm X

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Romola Garai: Women don't question themselves when they enter into

Women don't question themselves when they enter into a story that has male characters, but men do question the validity of a female narrative. — Romola Garai

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Gene Fowler: Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I

Sometimes I think my writing sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running. — Gene Fowler

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Anonymous: But I did not fail to note: the

But I did not fail to note: the sky does not fall if you choose to let down your hair. — Anonymous

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: Looters become looted, while time and tide make

Looters become looted, while time and tide make us mercenaries all. — Patrick Rothfuss

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Sallust: Neither soldiers nor money can defend a king

Neither soldiers nor money can defend a king but only friends won by good deeds, merit, and honesty. — Sallust

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Laurie R. King: Impossibility is a log thrown on the fires

Impossibility is a log thrown on the fires of love. — Laurie R. King

Elvis Presley Funny Quotes By Tacitus: To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things

To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. — Tacitus