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Above all mediums, through which storytelling is conveyed, none has the potential to draw us in, to hold us spellbound, but the unassuming book. — Diana Jane Heath

Machines, he said, are an effect of art, which is nature's ape, and they reproduce not its forms but the operation itself. — Umberto Eco

Hey, Geekoid!" yelled Duncan Dougal, "Why do you read so much? Don't you know how to watch TV? — Bruce Coville

Writing is an incredibly creatively empowering experience for me. It is the place where nobody tries to control what I'm doing. — BD Wong

The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence. — Bauvard

That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears. — Anthony Lane

Although I do not have a family, I have eyes, ears and imagination, and know, as most people know, that the importance of one's children is paramount. — Lara St. John

Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn? — Bauvard

An empty skull is the vanitas symbol of modern education. — Bauvard

My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education ... because they were both druids. — Milton Jones

We have no stronger ally anywhere in the world than Israel. — John Boehner

Our modern wars make many unhappy while they last and none happy when they are over. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years. — Ronald Reagan

Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better. — Bauvard

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor. — Frankie Boyle

If I didn't have some kind of education, then I wouldn't be able to count my money. — Missy Elliot

Selling is not a static activity. — Scott Kahn

Great leaders inspire greatness in others. — Lolly Daskal

What would you like to do tonight?"

Go to the moon with you. — Cynthia Freeman

Punctuation was, it is sad to say, invented a very long time ago. Even more frustrating, it has remained with us ever since. — Anne Elizabeth Moore

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! — Bill Watterson

It's funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults. — J.B. Albano

Not a Harvard-type education, ... Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. — Peter Ustinov

The past is always with you. Some people want to be protected from this truth. — Roxane Gay

The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth. — Rebecca McNutt

Night clubs are where Americans learn the laws of motion. — Bauvard

You can save a lot of time waiting on God. — Adrian Rogers

But despite everything, we didn't do badly by one another, we did as well as most. I wish she were here, so I could tell her I finally know this. — Margaret Atwood

Mathematics education is much more complicated than you expected, even though you expected it to be more complicated than you expected. — Edward Griffith Begle