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Edit until your fingers bleed, then take a few deep breaths and edit some more... — Stephen B. Seager

Most of these editors, as they call themselves, couldn't even effectively edit a haiku. — Frank Black

I've found the best way to revise your own work is to pretend that somebody else wrote it and then to rip the living shit out of it. — Don Roff

While writing is like a joyful release, editing is a prison where the bars are my former intentions and the abusive warden my own neuroticism. — Tiffany Madison

Bam! That's me off the cuff. Blunt and in your face. No editing. I think it. I say it. You read it. Sometimes I don't even think it, I just say it. — Stephen Colbert

Nothing says work efficiency like panic mode. — Don Roff

My husband makes fun of me, because I know I can use strong prose to jazz-hand my way through plot that isn't as interesting as I'd like it to be. — Kelly Sue DeConnick

My life needs editing. — Mort Sahl

Love how editing makes you more confident with your book ...but also makes you want to set it on fire at the same time. — Kira Hawke

We are like artists by nature, constantly we're trying to add beauty to movements. — Renzo Gracie

I can only think of so many good ideas in a week. Having other people contribute makes my life easier. — Martin Fowler

A good editor is like a pair of Spanx: firming up the body, making the subject look good, and absolutely invisible. — Sandi Layne

Happy Wednesday! Happiness is found from within when you learn to appreciate your blessings, LIVE in the present and LOVE! — Tracey Edmonds

Writing is like making love, editing is like giving your great grandfather a sponge bath. — Midnight Taylor

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Dean Holder? Messy brown hair? Smoldering blue eyes? A temper straight out of Fight Club? — Colleen Hoover

For most people, I edit. Most people are definitely getting along on the Cliffs Notes. — Suzanne Finnamore

Sometime playing dumb is the only move you've got. — Kendare Blake

The real fear isn't rejection, but that there won't be enough time in your life to write all the stories that you have in you. — Ray Bradbury

Books are the air I breathe, so I don't notice the seasons. — Emma Donoghue

You poke at evil with a stick," Valerie had said, offering chilling advice they'd never forget. "Never use your fingers. — Gregg Olsen

Then again, I was never any good at plumbing the depths of a woman's heart. — David Pilling

I want freedom and I realize that the only way to get it is to quit breaking the law. — Gary Gilmore

Don't all Air Pirates know how to fry? — Jack Lewis Baillot