Dylan Moran Quotes
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I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.
— Dylan Moran
Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time.
— Dylan Moran
One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing.
— Dylan Moran
Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off
— Dylan Moran
He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.
— Dylan Moran
Your mind is a hive of worms. And worms don't live in a hive, so it already feels unnatural.
— Dylan Moran
Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that ... shite.
— Dylan Moran
What's the weather like? ... It's fierce mild!
— Dylan Moran
EGGS! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
— Dylan Moran
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
— Dylan Moran
Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20.
— Dylan Moran
Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
— Dylan Moran
Don't you DARE use party as a verb in my shop
— Dylan Moran
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
— Dylan Moran
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
— Dylan Moran
I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.
— Dylan Moran
The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
— Dylan Moran
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
— Dylan Moran
You're not really an adult at all. You're just a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don't understand.
— Dylan Moran
Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.
— Dylan Moran
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You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.
— Dylan Moran
Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today ... and there are other pressures.
— Dylan Moran
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
— Dylan Moran
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
— Dylan Moran
Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There's nothing worse to look at in the world.
— Dylan Moran
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
— Dylan Moran
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
— Dylan Moran
You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
— Dylan Moran
Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
— Dylan Moran
In the same way, there is some creature gnawing away inside of me, urging me to do things in different ways.
— Dylan Moran
Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine.
— Dylan Moran
Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon!
— Dylan Moran
I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
— Dylan Moran
I don't know what I want but I know that I want it now.
— Dylan Moran
I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now.
— Dylan Moran
I can't get involved in all the murders you need to commit to get this shit out of your system.
— Dylan Moran
I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.
— Dylan Moran
You look like a horse in a man costume
— Dylan Moran
Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
— Dylan Moran
You exaggerate your own reactions.
— Dylan Moran
The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity.
— Dylan Moran
Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
— Dylan Moran
He looks like a horse in a man costume!
— Dylan Moran
I don't really think of myself as an actor.
— Dylan Moran
You're not going to learn anything if you're not prepared to go flat, so I'm very happy to go flat.
— Dylan Moran
When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'
— Dylan Moran
It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.
— Dylan Moran
Do your own thing. Speak in your voice.
— Dylan Moran
Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
— Dylan Moran
Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.
— Dylan Moran
It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
— Dylan Moran
I do pauses, pauses work for me
— Dylan Moran
I'm not a fighter, I'm a bleeder.
— Dylan Moran
