Dying Humor Quotes
Collection of top 45 famous quotes about Dying Humor
Dying Humor Quotes & Sayings
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The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war, and watch cat videos online at three a.m.
— Caitlin Doughty
The heaviness of loss in her heart hadn't eased, but there was room there for humour, too.
— Nalo Hopkinson
I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!
— J.K. Rowling
Certainty. Life's last and kindest gift.
— Milan Kundera
Die in a good way, obviously.
— Mindy Kaling
While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one's bowels.Painful change just takes time. — Jessica Watts
Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day.
— Lemony Snicket
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny.
— John Green
Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that. -Aphrodite
— P.C. Cast
I don't think you're dying," I said. "I think you've just got a touch of cancer.He smiled. Gallows humor. — John Green
The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on herover and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
— Steven Wright
Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying.
— Mercedes Lackey
I once met a man who was paranoid about dying, so i shot him
— Mark Brandon Read
Someone dying asks if there is life after death. Yes, comes the answer, only not yours.
— E.L. Doctorow
The departed souls shall never return.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I am dying beyond my means
— Oscar Wilde
It's not cold in here, you're just dying.
— Sarah Silverman
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
— Chuck Palahniuk
No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.
— George S. Patton Jr.
Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces?
— Jeff O'Brien
Italians can drink hot chocolate and eat ices almost at the same time, without dying!
— Aimee Dostoyevsky
But it was getting pretty hard to grieve someone who wouldn't just get on with the dying.
— Devon Monk
Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard.
— Gregor Collins
Papa loves you with a dying and infernal love," the youngest girl said."Undying," the eldest girl corrected. "And eternal. — Martine Leavitt
Death can come slow. Death can come quick. If you've got one last breath, you better make the most of it.
— A.H. Scott
DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.
— Terry Pratchett
How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you're going ona retreat and eating only lettuce? — Maisey Yates
Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.
— Suzanne Collins
A heart? Peppone knows where one is to be met with. There is always someone in the black market in need of dying early.
— Michelle Franklin
Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Dying is the last thing I would EVER do!
— John Green
Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches!
— Rick Riordan
