Dying Humor Quotes: top 45 famous quotes about Dying Humor

Dying Humor Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Dying Humor quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war, and watch cat videos online at three a.m. — Caitlin Doughty

The heaviness of loss in her heart hadn't eased, but there was room there for humour, too. — Nalo Hopkinson

I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me! — J.K. Rowling

Certainty. Life's last and kindest gift. — Milan Kundera

Die in a good way, obviously. — Mindy Kaling

While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one's bowels.

Painful change just takes time. — Jessica Watts

I am dying by inches, from not having any body to talk to about insects ... — Charles Darwin

I don't fear death
I fear dying before I've read Dickens end to end. — Amy Smith

Writing is a dying form. One reads of this every day. — Lemony Snicket

Dying is simply showing up for your time of departure - from this realm. — Art Hochberg

My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. — Jimmy Carr

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green

What a slacker. Just because daddy paid for his college education, he thinks he can avoid dying for his country."
Willie "Drafted — Rich Allan

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that. -Aphrodite — P.C. Cast

He was a dying man looking down on the surgeons trying to save him. — John Green

I don't think you're dying," I said. "I think you've just got a touch of cancer.
He smiled. Gallows humor. — John Green

The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker! — Lydia Davis

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying. — Steven Wright

Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying. — Mercedes Lackey

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. — Bill Murray

I once met a man who was paranoid about dying, so i shot him — Mark Brandon Read

Someone dying asks if there is life after death. Yes, comes the answer, only not yours. — E.L. Doctorow

The departed souls shall never return. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I am dying beyond my means — Oscar Wilde

It's not cold in here, you're just dying. — Sarah Silverman

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. — Chuck Palahniuk

No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country. — George S. Patton Jr.

Don't we all hope to die with a smile on our faces? — Jeff O'Brien

Italians can drink hot chocolate and eat ices almost at the same time, without dying! — Aimee Dostoyevsky

Aves hasn't mentioned a boyfriend," Lock chimed in, "and we're just dying to hear all about you." Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists. — Lish McBride

But it was getting pretty hard to grieve someone who wouldn't just get on with the dying. — Devon Monk

Dying is easy, getting the dental floss off your finger and into the trash is hard. — Gregor Collins

Papa loves you with a dying and infernal love," the youngest girl said.
"Undying," the eldest girl corrected. "And eternal. — Martine Leavitt

Death can come slow. Death can come quick. If you've got one last breath, you better make the most of it. — A.H. Scott

DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH. — Terry Pratchett

How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you're going on
a retreat and eating only lettuce? — Maisey Yates

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying. — Suzanne Collins

A heart? Peppone knows where one is to be met with. There is always someone in the black market in need of dying early. — Michelle Franklin

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

Dying is the last thing I would EVER do! — John Green

Seriously, who curses you with their dying breath and says, I hope your eye twitches! — Rick Riordan

Got to say, dying would really wreck my best day. Been there, done that, and now that I think about it, Artemis forgot to give me the t-shirt. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive. — Roman Payne

Oh, the things she would say if she could--but it's a minefield of courtesies and manners, this dying business. — Jess Walter