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Eric cheated on her with a girl dumber than a box of Beanie Babies and lied about it. — Carey Corp

It is good if your enemy underestimates you. The dumber they think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them. — Colin Powell

I'm getting dumber by the minute," I confirmed. "Ask anybody. — Jim Butcher

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker

We're dumber and less cognitively nimble if we're not around other people - and, now, other machines. — Clive Thompson

Multitasking makes you stupid - dumber than getting stoned. — Brigid Schulte

You must be dumber than you think I think you are. — Robert Towne

Men are men and women are women, but the men are dumber than the women, usually. — Stephen Malkmus

Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo... — Kim Harrison

Your education or your life, Claire. I'd rather you be alive and a little bit dumber. — Rachel Caine

As the world gets dumber and dumber, I feel more and more at home. — Peter McWilliams

You don't need to be smarter; you just need dumber friends. — Lois Greiman

That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men — Bill Engvall

If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again. — Robert Osborne

I've put men to death-men with supposedly immortal souls-that looked dumber than that mouse — Stephen King

I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge. — D.B.C. Pierre

You two are like Dumb and Dumber on ice skates. — Beth Ehemann

Nothing had consequence, I was living in the moment and I could feel myself getting shallower and dumber. — Gillian Flynn

Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair. — Tana French

We all know how stupid the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, fifty percent of the population is dumber than that. — Ivan Stang

As illustrated in any number of footnotes, men are almost always 50 to 60 percent dumber in matters involving their crotch. — Scott Hawkins

We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog. — Gordon Korman

Oh, sweetie, you are a jackass. I love you, but you are dumber than a one legged duck in an ass kicking contest when pigs fly. — Tara Sivec

The phones are smarter but we are dumber. — Douglas Rushkoff

You know that movie 'Dumb and Dumber'? If there's an addition of a third member, I'd get the part of 'Dumbest'. — Martin Reed

The difference between children and adults is that they're shorter - not dumber. — Mo Willems

The dumber people think you are, the most surprised they're going to be when you kill them. — William Clayton

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this ... and totally redeem yourself! — Harry Dunn

If you think the '80s were dumber than the '70s, either you weren't there or you weren't paying attention. — James Lileks

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber. — Anita Loos