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It is good if your enemy underestimates you. The dumber they think you are the more surprised they are when you kill them.
— Colin Powell
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
— David Zucker
Criminals are getting younger and dumber,
— Julie Garwood
We're dumber and less cognitively nimble if we're not around other people - and, now, other machines.
— Clive Thompson
I get dumber as the day goes along. Every second of the day that goes along, I get stupider.
— John Waters
I've been young & dumb, and if I were never called out on it I would now be older and dumber.
— Karen E. Quinones Miller
He's weak, afraid and dumber than your dog. Besides, you gonna bet the farm on a pig?
The Alien Club — Trel Sidoruk
Multitasking makes you stupid - dumber than getting stoned.
— Brigid Schulte
You must be dumber than you think I think you are.
— Robert Towne
There is a weird phenomenon where technology seems to be getting dumber in some ways as it gets smarter.
— Bill Walsh
Okay, there is no possible combination of English words that would form a dumber plan than that.
— David Wong
If you think the '80s were dumber than the '70s, either you weren't there or you weren't paying attention.
— James Lileks
Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
— Lois Greiman
dope-pushers hang around there. But taking dope is even dumber than smoking, so nobody's going to hook me! We live on
— Judy Blume
The dumber people are, the more they feel the need for a broad set of shoulders they can lay their head against.
— Michael Haneke
There's nothing sexier than confidence, and nothing dumber than over-confidence. Life is all about where you draw the line between the two.
— Michael Makai
As illustrated in any number of footnotes, men are almost always 50 to 60 percent dumber in matters involving their crotch.
— Scott Hawkins
You have no obligations to your former self, they are dumber than you and they don't exist.
— Hank Green
You go to school everyday. Folks who think they've learned everything they need to know are usually dumber than chickens.
— Jodi Thomas
If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you.
— Jesse Ventura
My favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. It's a classic and I can pretty much recite the entire movie.
— Derek Holland
One of my favorite films is 'Dumb and Dumber.'
— Paul Dano
The dumber people think you are, the most surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
— William Clayton
We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.
— Gordon Korman
Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...
— Kim Harrison
As the world gets dumber and dumber, I feel more and more at home.
— Peter McWilliams
You know that movie 'Dumb and Dumber'? If there's an addition of a third member, I'd get the part of 'Dumbest'.
— Martin Reed
Nothing had consequence, I was living in the moment and I could feel myself getting shallower and dumber.
— Gillian Flynn
You two are like Dumb and Dumber on ice skates.
— Beth Ehemann
I've put men to death-men with supposedly immortal souls-that looked dumber than that mouse
— Stephen King
If they didn't have an Oscar for people to shoot for, all they'd do is be making 'Dumb And Dumber' again and again.
— Robert Osborne
That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men
— Bill Engvall
You don't need to be smarter; you just need dumber friends.
— Lois Greiman
She's dumber than a box of hair.
— Bink Cummings
Your education or your life, Claire. I'd rather you be alive and a little bit dumber.
— Rachel Caine
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this ... and totally redeem yourself!
— Harry Dunn
Viewers who invest two hours in a superhero movie often leave feeling entertained but somehow dumber.
— Richard Corliss
Don't even try understanding the dumber sex. Just be happy they're getting along now and not punching each other's lights out.
— Tonya Burrows
Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look.
— William S. Burroughs
That girl's dumber than a dried stick in a match factory.
— Denise Grover Swank
The dumbing down of the country reflects itself on Broadway. The shows get dumber, and the public gets used to them.
— Stephen Sondheim
The phones are smarter but we are dumber.
— Douglas Rushkoff